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Delia: are you a vampire? Lydia: i am not a vampire. i have blood. Delia: is it your blood? Lydia: it is blood, yes. Delia: is it blood that has always belonged to you? Lydia: it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is mine.

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Beetlejuice: You’re stuck being my best friend forever, because at this point you know too much. Lydia: Fair enough.

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Lydia: I can’t believe all these people dressed in all black. Black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be “cool.” Lydia: They’re all posers. Charles: Lydia, I can’t stress this enough, we are at a funeral.

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Adam, pointing to Delia: Do you know her? Delia:[dabbing to the ice cream truck song] Lydia: Not by choice.

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Beetlejuice: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Adam: >:O language Barbara: Yeah watch your fucking language Lydia: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BARBARA THE FUCK WORD?

Delia: 'The fuck word'. Charles: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Barbara: Oh my god he censored it Delia: Say fuck, Charles. Lydia: Do it, Dad. Say fuck.

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Beetlejuice: Time for plan G. Adam: Don’t you mean plan B? Beetlejuice: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Barbara: What about plan D? Beetlejuice: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Charles: What about plan E? Beetlejuice: I’m hoping not to use it. Delia dies in plan E. Lydia: I like plan E.

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Beetlejuice: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Adam does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Barbara: If Adam were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Adam jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Beetlejuice: You jump off a cliff! Barbara: Gladly. Provided Adam did first.

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Beetlejuice: Change is inedible. Lydia: Don't you mean inevitable? Beetlejuice, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Beetlejuice: So that’s my plan. Lydia: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Beetlejuice: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Lydia: It fucking sucks. Beetlejuice: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Adam: Beetlejuice, Where were you?

Beetlejuice: Doesn’t matter, I’m back and I’m ready to cause PLENTY of trouble fuckers!

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Lydia: Barbara?

Barbara: Yes?

Lydia: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine when it’s on?

Barbara:

Barbara: Where’s Beetlejuice.

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At the zoo

Beetlejuice: what are they in for?

Barbara: this isn’t a prison.

Beetlejuice: so they can leave?

Barbara: well no.

Beetlejuice, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one killed somebody.

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Charles: One, I had a life before I met you, and two, I only learned russian so I could record my single.

Lydia: Record your what now?

Charles: I've said too much.

Beetlejuice: No, you said WAY too little.

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Delia: You enjoy silently judging everyone, don’t you?

Lydia: When have I ever judged someone silently?