My moms reaction to Sherlock S4
For clarification : My mom is a super casual viewer but she knows I ship Johnlock. After we rewatched S 1-TAB she low key ships them, too. (but she doesn’t know about tjlc) She doesn’t speak English so we watched it in german. Everything in this post is translated.
Sherlock pretends he doesn’t know Thatcher:
Mom (suspicious): Why is he pretending?
Car seat boy:
Mom: Is this real? That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.
Me (in my head): just wait until you’ve watched everything…
Sherlock tells Mary how he found her:
Mom: couldn’t they have found her sooner. What did they do the whole time? Were they busy kissing?
Mary gets shot:
Mom: WHAT? Lets watch this scene again.
We watched it again:
Mom: Tell mevwhat really happened!
Me: This is what happened.
Mom: NO!
Mary dies
Mom: This was obviously staged. It looked like a play.
End of the episode:
Mom: Why wasn’t John in this one? The show isn’t called ‘Mary’
Mary appears on screen:
Mom: Not her again…
“but he’s our monster”
Mom: No Mary, you’re the monster!
“Is cup of tea a code?”
Mom: It is a code, isn’t it? Why should they mention it if it’s not?
Me: *dies*
John beating up Sherlock:
Mom (stops episode): John would never do that. Did Sherlock take that strange memory drug?
After the hug:
Mom: Did I miss something? Did they kiss? It looks like it…
End of the episode:
Mom: The child is dead.
Me: WHAT? WHY?
Mom: John imagines his dead wife and now his cjild conveniently disappeares when he’s busy?! The cild is dead.
“Welcome to the final problem”
Mom: It’s already satire.
Umbrella-sword-gun:
Mom: So when does the real episode start?
Patience granade:
Mom: The show is over. Either they’re dead or the show got so unbelievable they should just stop.
Mycroft reveals his captain disguise:
Mom: That’s too much!
Mom: *stops episode and walks away*
(She came back with cookies)
Every time Eurus is on screen:
Mom: I don’t get it.
Me: me neither.
(By the end of the episode it was an inside joke)
Sherlock hugs Eurus:
Mom: Why didn’t Sherlock ‘magical hug’ John, after Mary died. The whole second episode could have been avoided.
After the episode :
Mom: so they’re married now?