I M P O T E N T

G R O T E S Q U E but effective indie & private bloch and hitchcock based norman bates e s t . '14 r e v . '17

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D EVOURROT.

           she follows after him ,  only passing when he pauses to hold the door open for her.  she steps to the counter , a hand placed in wait upon it.  in all honest the detour was not a mistake but he doesn’t need to know the business that brings her there.  besides ,  she’ll be gone by tomorrow morning if all things go according to plan.  her client had promised of this motels discretion.  for the owners sake ,  she hopes so.

           ‘ a shame. ’  casual conversation is easy ,  fake politeness kept in place to draw as little attention as possible to herself.  lies fall from her mouth like breath.  ‘ but i’m glad to have come upon it.  i’m exhausted.  it’s been a long day ,  you know ?  ’

       norman let the door swing close as soon as he entered , crossing to the area behind the counter .        ‘   i would think so !  must have been a tah - terrible drive in that downpour .   ’        a smile beamed across his face , finding her energy welcoming and more importantly calming .  he normally found himself tense and anxious in the presence of women . . . maybe it was the confidence she held in her attitude and posture that put him at ease .        ‘   i’ll just need you to put your name , and hometown , and , uh , the date   ’ norman gestured to the register laid out across the counter and the cup of pens that sat beside it . 

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G HULARDI.

— he FEELS BAD for being here. there’s a million things attacking his mind all at once in this instant, but rudi tries his hardest to FOCUS. peering into the room. he blinks slowly, chews at his lips. sick man; needs to STAY AWAY from home for a little while. keep to himself. this should do it, right ? rudiger nods when spoken to. “ y— eah. jus’. somethin’ fer a… COUPLE OF DAYS. yous run the place ? “

       norman merely nodded in response , squirming past the other to get to his regular spot behind the motels counter .      ‘   i’ll just need you to sign in HERE   ’       he quickly uncapped one of the pens beside the register and placed it back down , tip pointing to the next open line in the booklet .        ‘   name , hometown , and date . . . it’s the seventeenth   ’       he paused for a second , hands never seeming to rest properly .        ‘   rooms are normally thirty a night , bah - but we can always settle on something different since you’ll be staying wah - with us for awhile   ’

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Z OMBLONDE .

                ❝ double beds — that’s like, a queen size, no ?? just one bed ?? we need a room with two, if that’s no strain on you, sir. ❞ the younger party pipes up, hand still hovering near her mouth. she’s trying very hard not to bite her nails ; it was such a nasty habit, one she’s only recently grown out of. and her nails, painted a darling shade of pink, were far too pretty to ruin. the man at her side gives her a side-glance before nodding in agreement. she was under no obligation to share his bed. her excuse is being a terrible sleeper — kicking, talking, prone to nightmares and the like.

        the way norman shrinks into himself doesn’t go unnoticed by the young woman, and for a moment, her initial opinion of him subsides, and her face softens as if a gentle, subtle way of telling him it’s okay, you can relax. even if she finds someone a bit odd, or even creepy, she’s humane. she knows that sense of discomfort far too well, and his stutter makes her all the more sympathetic, fueling a soft desire to comfort him as best she can.

      ‘   tah - that’s TWO beds . . . yah - yes   ’     norman pulled the register out , flipped it open to the most recent entry and placed it upon the counter facing the two guests .        ‘   fah - fill out your name and , uh , hometown . . . i can handle the rest   ’        he looked down on the pages before uncapping one of the pens from the mug resting towards the edge of the counter and holding it out to her . he tried his best to offer a friendly smile , white teeth bared for a moment before he found the expression . . . awkward and turned back to the cork board to grab the key to  R O O M  8  .       ‘   do you nah - need help with your bags ?   ’

[missbergmans]

Goodbye Again (1961)

[janetleigh]

I think we’re all in our own private traps.

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F ANTASMS . 

    ❛      would’ya  shut  up  !      ❜    he scurried even further into the cellar.    not trying to get away  ,  but even trying to pull the other to safety.    ❛      you  better  hide  too  or  else  he  may  get  you  too  !    o  -  or  small  little  brown  guys  !      ❜

      ‘   stah - stop right there !   ’     his instinct was to turn and grab one of the garden tools hanging from the wall , but instead he looked back with an almost frightened look . . . maybe even desperate .       ‘   ———  please   ’

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i finally got around to watching psycho and i just wanted to let you know that you portray norman wonderfully! <3

this is so nice ????? wtf stop ??????

[handmaiclen]

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Favorite lines [in no particular order] 4/??

Norman Bates

[tunnelofhorrors]

Horrortober: #26 | Psycho (1960) It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?

[erics-idle]

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[fairvalesmostwanted]

it’s halloween: #29 - Psycho (1960)

Norman Bates no longer exists.

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F ANTASMS .

    ❛      i’m  just  hiding.    quit  makin’  a  fuss  and  i’ll  be  out  of  here  without  you  even  knowin’  it.      ❜

      ‘   ga - get out of there !   ’       leaving the cellar door unlocked finally came back and hit him on the side of the head  ;  first the mice , and now an even larger  p e s t  raided the area around his workshop . 

[solefires-deactivated20171025]

BUZZFEED  UNSOLVED  SENTENCE  MEME.

-  ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘ -  ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘ -  ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘ -  ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘ -  ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘ -  ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘ -  ‘ my fart scared you! ‘ -  ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘ -  ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘ -  ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘ -  ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘ -  ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘ -  ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘ -  ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘ -  ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘ -  ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘ -  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘ -  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘ -  ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘ -  ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘ -  ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘ -  ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘ -  ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘ -  ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘ -  ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘ -  ‘ you’re a coward! ‘ -  ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘ -  ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘ -  ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘ -  ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘ -  ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘ -  ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘ -  ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘ -  ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘ -  ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘ -  ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘ -  ‘ you want to kill me! ‘ -  ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘ -  ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘ -  ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘ -  ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘ -  ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘

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      ‘   i’ve got to close up the office ; it doesn’t look as if there’ll be any more business tonight .   ’

@butchersbabe

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      ‘   no . . . i’ve never married .  MOTHER was ———  f u n n y  about those things .  i - i’ve never even sat at a table with a GIRL like this before   ’

@cultkiid