I wish seals would let me slap their bellies

20-50 queued posts a day of whatever the dash brings. Ask to tag. Millennial, European, she/they

[tofupixel]

study of 'sandy coastline' by ivan shishkin

made in aseprite 💚

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[weepingwidar]

Monika Marchewka (Polish, 1988) - Back to Ordinary (2023)

[ghoulchurch]

completely hopelessly addicted to this twitter account i found like 2 hours ago

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[ayedah]

💥

[sistah-girl-2009]

Y'all want some propaganda?

WAM!

BAM!

POW!

VOTE FOR SENSHI!!!

He's sexy and will make sure you get your nutrients!!!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[fishefishefishe]

[sevcon-iii]

But that's not a cat

[the-official-goose-god]

yes it is

[maryland-officially]

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

And you’ll see it again

[maryland-officially]

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

So uhhh

Keep going then?

[maryland-officially]

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

[sushi1056]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

............whhhyyy

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

I will never be free of this post

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[wayba3]

The cutest little guys who could say no to them

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[nathanbellamy]

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[tachyon-at-rest]

I think that it's perfectly acceptable to shave your body for whatever reason makes you happy. Or even just calm. Like say because one time you were sleeping in a small rundown beach house and while you were asleep you had a dream where the wind was gently wafting through your "manly" leg hair. Only it was about 200+ fire ants. And there was very much stinging. And pain, and swelling and (later on) doctors said that you should 110% have been hospitalized for the symptoms of that insect attack. And now you shave your leg hair completely bare because that wind wafting feeling is the very definition of a "trigger".

[infectiouspiss]

hey what

[tapewormmmmdeer]

senshi propaganda:

he has beautiful long hair

he deeply cares about the ecosystem and the life in it and you'll probably learn some more about it along with some cooking techniques after talking to him

he's fat but also strong which as a fat person myself i appreciate because it goes against the stereotype of fat people being physically weak/lazy, aka he's a hot hairy bear and fatphobia is dead (it isn't but let me dream)

i will go into minimal detail for those who haven't seen dungeon meshi but minor spoilers he nearly starved in a highly traumatic experience when he was young and his trauma inspired him to make sure that the youngins' in his life are well fed and never have to go through what he went through

he can be eccentric, goofy and loveable but he is also serious and genuine (and sexy) which i think can be seen in the contrast of how he looks with his helmet on vs off

i also think his habit of wearing hawaiian shirts in modern au art is really cute, he's weirdly stylish

VOTE SENSHI: https://www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026/822067118160887808/tumblr-sexyman-contest-2026-final-round-senshi

[elodieunderglass]

My absurd personal theory about why yawns are contagious: nothing to do with “social bonding.” It’s a last-ditch mechanism for knackered caretakers to hypnotise their (still active) dependents into feeling sleepy.

If you’re nodding off, out of control, tired beyond your ability to provide care, but still need to actively supervise someone who is EMPHATICALLY NOT SLEEPY, you have one final spell to draw on. Spell of Contagious Sleep Trigger.

[elodieunderglass]

I admittedly wrote this - not from a scientific perspective, pondering upon mirror neurons and social behaviour - but from the position of a parent on very little sleep, so the citation here is going to be “truth passed to me through the thin veil by ancestors”. If you wish to test this scientifically - and why not! - please do cite them. I’m very tired

[jcogitae-blog]

It's all just one yawn. Contagious visual and muscular pararasite.

[elodieunderglass]

Generational hazard

[thedovahtamer]

Doodlin horses as always :D

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this