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my favourite andrew minyard bit is where he leans in to whisper something but then doesn’t lower his voice that is hilarious to me

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i can't stop thinking in andrew minyard who is always with a blank expression on normal days then he go up on stage and he is SO expressive and assumes the role so beautifuly and and

#andrew minyard #aftg #andrew minyard is a theater kid fr

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Nil's thighs fan club😳

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kevin kiss meme! someone's moody, how about we fix it?

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I can tell most people haven’t read Role Model with the way they talk about the centaurs and how they would react to Hollanov PDA. When Troy kisses Harris in the locker room when he comes out to them and he is in a state of undress while doing so and they all cheer for him. Also Bood tells Troy to kiss Harris for good luck before their pride night game that Troy comes out to the world. So the Centaurs 100% will make Shane and Ilya kiss for good luck before games and not a chaste peck that Shane would do. No they want a proper kiss! Again and this time with feeling!

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based on this post:

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this is what they fantasize about while scrolling tiktok mindlessly

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Shane who, before him and Ilya get outed, keeps hearing people, fellow players, his own friends, talk shit about the man he loves and it pains him, so one night he googles "Ilya Rozanov nice person" and ends up in a subreddit where people share stories of celebrities that are surprisingly nice people and the page dedicated if Ilya is full of wholesome stories

hospital personnel from where he used or still visited the paediatric department with the team, parents of patients, even former patients themselves seeing how great, attentive, funny and light-hearted he was

puck bunnies or women he had one night stands with during the years playing for Boston saying he was a phenomenal lover and a consent king, or women that approached him whilst inebriated and whom he gently turned down, bought a bottle of water for and paid for their cabs to get back home safely

neighbours saying he was very polite, people he was nice or helpful to through the years, a mom with a screaming child whose first class seat on a flight to Moscow he gave up so she could have more room for her herself and the baby, a classmate he defended in school, a former teacher saying how smart and talented he was in spite of not having much time to study because he was training a lot, Russian-speakers saying his interviews in his mother tongue are a thing of beauty and incredibly well-spoken, waiters and shop assistants stressing how polite his interactions were

Shane devours these stories with tears in his eyes and a heart about to explode, the tab perpetually open in his phone, incognito mode.

And when someone talks shit about Ilya or when, after their outing, hate starts to be thrown at him even more viciously from the media, he goes back to the tab, just to see that there actually many that agree with him: Ilya, the love of his life, is the most wonderful person

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their relationship at the beginning of the manga is so funny

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I think that Ilya, being both extremely hot and having a past reputation as a guy who was into casual hookups, would still get people hitting on him and trying to slide into his DMs even post-marriage, mistakenly thinking he’d be down to cheat.

And Ilya would act completely oblivious to those advances and be like “Ah yes I see the problem here, you simply haven’t heard about My Beautiful Husband Shane Hollander. In this essay I will-”

"is it better to speak or to die?"

but is shane hollander hiding his love for 11 years because he knew the moment the world discover everything he build would be taken of him

#i think about him a lot #it's probably unhealthy at this point #english is not my first language #so this is probably misspelled...#sorry i am using this app for training #heated rivalry #shane hollander #my pookie

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Hockey players are famously superstitious, Shane and Ilya know this. So, this really should not come a surprise:

When they're about to leave the locker room for warm ups, Bood steps into the door with his arm stretched out.

"Woah, woah, woah, where do you two think you're going?"

They share a confused look.

"Uh, to warm up?" Shane asks. Bood instantly starts to shake his head as Troy joins him at the door.

"We need a kiss."

Shane leans back a little in disgust surprise, beside him Ilya lifts his eyebrows in disbelief.

"What, both of you?" with a chuckle, to which Shane adds "From whom?" before stepping closer to Ilya. Who was famous for goal celebration kisses to sweaty cheeks of his teammates but that was pretty much all Shane was okay sharing.

"Ew, no, no, no." Troy waves them off and Bood shakes his head laughing.

"Each other. Last time you did before warm ups and we won 6 to 2 against the Admirals."

And, oh. Because. Shane isn't against PDA now that they're both out when they are around their team after games or out for dinner with someone or walking Anya around their neighboor hood hand in hand.

But. He had a pretty clear rule that practices, games and everything at the rink was off limits. That was work. That was different.

The first few away games he didn't even want to sit beside Ilya on the bus or plane. Let alone be couple-y around the others. He told Ilya he did not want even the slightest chance of someone feeling uncomfortable because of him. Them.

Last week had been different, though. Ilya had been feeling down for a little while. Not much, not bad. Just- off. And when they were putting on their skates for warm ups he had cracked a stupid joke. And Shane had looked over and something in his chest had loosened because- there was that mischievous sparkle in his husbands eyes again. Leaning over and kissing Ilya hadn't really been a concious choice. It hadn't been anything wild either. A closed mouthed, lingering press of their lips.

A steady few seconds to convey 'Hey, I missed you.'

Ilya had smiled fondly at him after.

Apparently Bood or Troy or someone saw this. And when they won, they came to the logical conclusion that that was because of their pre warm up kiss.

Now Ilya rolls his eyes because- as dumb as it is, in hockey world this makes stupid sense. But Shane won't like it. So, he has to find a way to- suddenly there are two hands cupping his face before he is being dragged to meet Shane's lips for a quick, smacking kiss.

"Let's fucking kill these guys out there." Is all Shane says after, bonking his helmet with Barrett and Bood before vanishing through the door.

Ilya stares after him, stunned and slack jawed.

A new tradition is born.