have you started feeling old yet

18 / animals and flowers / idk

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[respectfulmemes]

[zsnes]

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

[daytimerain]

“my mother and my parents”

[zsnes]

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

[charmianross-deactivated2021100]

[aksdjlkdsjalksdj-deactivated202]

“I’m a huge fan of Moulin Rouge. It’s the look of the movie, you know, with Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor. It fit the song perfectly. It’s just perfect.”

[aksdjlkdsjalksdj-deactivated202]

[stability]

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[mulderscullyfiles]

Dana, if, um… early in the four years we’ve been working together… an event occurred that suggested or somebody told you that… we’d been friends together in other lifetimes… always… wouldn’t it have changed some of the ways we looked at one another?

Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn’t change a day…Well, maybe that Flukeman thing. I could’ve lived without that just fine.

- The Field Where I Died (S04E05)

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[lrscore]

brain: eat the sand!! its so pretty!

me: what no thats a bad idea?? why would i do that??

brain: cronch cronch

[fionagoddess]

Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are honored with a Hand & Footprint Ceremony at TCL Chinese Theatre on behalf of Lionsgate’s LA LA LAND on December 7, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

[ill-show-you-later-deactivated2]

when parents discover selfies.

[dargina]

It’s been a pleasure doing business with you, Hank.

[hotpixoffoxdaddyo]

It’s been a pleasure doing you Hank

[slayerbuffy]

Gillian Anderson by Jeff Dunas 1996.

[barbarashershey]

favourite gillian pictures 108/1000

[momma-rose]

based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.

humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum

[quartetcontent]

so like once a month

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood

[p0isunn]

omg no

[radiotopia]

Now that’s recycling

[vnrealityfreak]

“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.

[weemstar]

Vampire lesbians