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ruinedchildhood

mrgoodbaruniverse

Lol get rekt

nottootypical

Birb for President 2k16

illinicoise

Well, your old school was full of NERDS, Phoebe.

yungterra-blog

Now hang on a fucking second

unclefather

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

yungterra-blog

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

grawly

ascending_shark.mp4

kalfromkalifornia-deactivated20

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

photosbyjaye

Muhammad Ali requested that his star not to be put on the sidewalk, because he didn’t want people to walk on him. They honored his request.

nocuer

It was done because he didn’t want people stepping on the prophet’s name. This was not an act of vanity.

motorcyclles

mooglemain

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

meowsatan-deactivated20180320

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy

yeah sure wish we had a key

onlytwitterpics

realitytvbitch

funnuraba

mrgoodbaruniverse

bitch where

dyhomme-deactivated20160524

What if you were known by your sexual fetishes instead of your personality in society

wittacism241253-deactivated2016

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.

Happy writing. You can do it!

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