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mrinali, indraprastha conquerors # 7

[sapphling]

you're not a dyke if you're non binary, you're gay. a dyke is another word for lesbian. to be a lesbian you have to be a woman. you know, she/her. you're non binary, therefore you're stupid.

actually god said i get to have as many genders and as many sexualities as i want because i'm a special girlboy. right now my pronouns are i'm/fucking/your/mom

[mrinalivenkatesh]

would you still love me if i was a dung beetle 🥺

new phone who dis

[mrinalivenkatesh]

mrinali!! big big fan of your work on and off the court. speaking of the latter-- are you seeing [eyes emoji] anyone lately?

i am seeing my teammates but pls let me know when your mom is free because then i will already have woo'd her and she'll never get over me emotionally 😌😔

[mrinalivenkatesh]

any hot sledging tips?

well you can call them a motherfucker or you can BE the motherfucker

[mrinalivenkatesh]

and by that i mean fuck their moms

[mrinalivenkatesh]

any hot sledging tips?

well you can call them a motherfucker or you can BE the motherfucker

[mrinalivenkatesh]

what do u think is Up with Arya and that new player---kriti Sinha??? word on the street is they got into a fistfight at tryouts???

iqbal will kill me but the public demands it: it was epic

[mrinalivenkatesh]

do you think arya is a simp

she could be if she had feelings but alas where there could be simping she just has cricket

[mrinalivenkatesh]

did you fuck my mom mrinali

brb fucking her now

[mrinalivenkatesh]

mrinali i wanted to say that i'm your biggest fan!!!! i've been following you from your U-19 days and i just love the way you play so so much. you and the other members of the indraprastha conquerors always seem like you're having such a blast together! can you tell us a little more about the camaraderie on and off the court? who's your favourite and least favourite teammate? :>

always great to meet a fan! my favourite teammate would have to be ophelia simply because of her swag, and iqbal has forbidden me from naming my least favourite teammate so i can not spill the tea, as ophelia would say the youths say. She's Sertainly An iNteresting Joke of A player. NeArly killed ophelia. But we love and appreciate all our fans! our next game is on the 27th, come see us then!

[asidfblisdubf-deactivated202105]

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

[little-miss-mash]

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

[little-miss-mash]

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

[mrinalivenkatesh]

they want me for my guy fieri swag

[sasukeisawake]

so true mrinali venkatesh (#7) from the indraprastha conquerors 

[mrinalivenkatesh]

see ophelia? this anime philosopher gets it

[mrinalivenkatesh]

ophelia d'santos has the patience of an angel and looks like one too

[mrinalivenkatesh]

they want me for my guy fieri swag