yo wtf

[mattyhealyicons-blog]

[universefreakout]

the 1975

[heytinafey]

[iwishihadafather]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE INTERNET

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

me

[poryqon]

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[tranquillust]

good the fuck night y'all

[shejla24]

reblog this in 30 sec or your lips will disappear in 2016

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

omg no

[shejla24]

I ignored this once and the juvederm in my lips dissolved

[biostrange]

It was a seven. Huh? The roll, it was a seven. The Demogorgon, it got me. See you tomorrow.

[kimreesesdaughter]

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You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred)

You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes)

You Must Own An iPhone

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10+ Years Experience

You Must Be An A Blood Type.

Disease and Drug Free.

No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)

No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings

Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body

Must Be On Time At ALL Times

If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!

If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.

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[brokebackboys]

[virginyuhwoolf]

Get a man who can do both

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

is he eating cheetos with chopsticks this is true innovation

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[heytinafey]

[iwishihadafather]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE INTERNET

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

me

[meanplastic]

[2000ish]

[awesomevines]

[a-trex]

[btswonartistoftheyear-deactivat]

Hey ladies 🎀 this is ur daily reminder ‼️📰🗞 to NOT trust that boy. He's lyin! 👀