Mr Jebenarochez

The Comedic Genius™

[catasters]

[khelladon]

Ok no lie I'd go to the cat

[mrjebenarochez]

*camera cuts to a grown man going full speed towards the cat*

IM ON MY WAY SNUGGLES!!!!!

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[devixer-deactivated20221002]

NO!! you are doomed to experience ads like the rest of us mortals.

[mrjebenarochez]

heh, not me. I got Hookers Premium™

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[mrjebenarochez]

‘ever wonder why we’re here?’ - Pvt Simmons, Apr 2003

[anime--irl]

Anime irl

[mrjebenarochez]

thats why you find a guy whos 5′11 rather than a full 6′

[pukicho]

The three L’s

Live Life Laxatively

[mrjebenarochez]

i had a bagel once, it was good

[afeelgoodblog]

How it all began

[random-entertainment]

Does this mean Micky is a bottom? 

[mrjebenarochez]

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[wolf-1-xex]

What manga is this I see it posted on this account all the time and I really wanna read it

[mrjebenarochez]

behold, the sauce Gokushufudou: The Way Of The House Husband

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[mrjebenarochez]

that feeling when even the flowers are against you

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[melonberry21]

#me

[mrjebenarochez]

i assume that hurts like fuck, regardless of squish

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[eggs3123]

too real

[mrjebenarochez]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[mrjebenarochez]

im truly glad we all have our priorities straightened out

[badjokesbyjeff]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard

[mrjebenarochez]

for a short time, our friend lived in blissful ignorance until the hard truth had to rise up from his memory

[mrjebenarochez]

look, it was either a dick joke or a blind joke and i couldnt think of any good eye puns so ‘hard truth’ it is

[badjokesbyjeff]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard

[mrjebenarochez]

for a short time, our friend lived in blissful ignorance until the hard truth had to rise up from his memory

[pukicho]

[blindedeyetblr-deactivated20210]

Pukicho maybe warn if you’re gonna do a full-body reveal? smh some of us aren’t prepared

[mrjebenarochez]

Speak for yourself, my body is ready

[badjokesbyjeff]

A young guy met a sixty years old woman at a bar and she looked pretty good for her age.

 he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.  The young guy drank a couple of beers

she asked if he’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double?

‘What’s that?’, he asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, ‘No, I haven’t.’

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night.’ They went back to her place, they walked in.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake

[mrjebenarochez]

exactly, run  cuz those stairs wont climb themselves

[forcehammer]

Recently released my newest Modern Warfare video! Check it out now!

[mrjebenarochez]

lag is what?

[afeelgoodblog]

Washington DC 🇺🇸

[mrjebenarochez]

i want to know at what point people realized the tree was in the way