PATTI LABELLE & PWORN

Just a fucking weirdo.

[khyzarz]

[khyzarz]

[khyzarz]

[coquette-club]

[gothluv]

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

[tothewhirlwind]

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

[charlibal]

Nice Rack

[theonion]

Admitting that he might bear some responsibility for the NBA’s recent struggles, commissioner Adam Silver acknowledged Tuesday that the league’s declining ratings could very well have something to do with how he looks. “Unfortunately, we’ve suffered a steady drop in viewership over the past several years, and I’ll be the first to admit this trend has likely been accelerated by my unsettling physical qualities,” Silver told reporters, conceding that the NBA’s middling ad sales and shrinking audiences could be partly attributed to his hairless, vaguely translucent form and his eerie, beady-eyed presence, which he confessed were more befitting an undead humanoid who sleeps in a coffin than an executive who serves as the public face of a major professional sports organization.

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[theonion]

FDA Study Claims Arsenic, Lead In Tampons Not Harmful

A U.S. Food and Drug Administration study concluded that trace amounts of heavy metals found in tampons, including lead and arsenic, are not released during use at levels high enough to be harmful. What do you think?

[theonion]

Expressing frustration after interacting with the unsightly couple during his first few minutes in the world, local newborn Charles “Charlie” Womack could reportedly already tell Tuesday that his parents’ genetics were not going to do him any favors. “Oh boy, looks like I’m gonna have to put all my eggs in the personality basket,” Womack said while mentally cataloging his parents’ pronounced foreheads, weak chins, poor posture, and flabby physiques.

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[theonion]

Despite having been hurt more times than he can count, local kindergartner Kyle Gallagher told reporters this week that he’s finally ready to get out there and start playdating again.

Gallagher, whose last serious relationship ended three months ago, said his decision to meet new children and return to the playdating scene wasn’t easy.

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[pinkvisionary]

[charlibal]

Cum back home

[me-so-hor-ne]

Hov Weekend ~JAŸ-Z 30th anniversary @Yankee Stadium

[bey-life]

[charlibal]

Feeling Blue...

[reginasphalanges]

SEX AND THE CITY 6.15 Catch-38

[theonion]

Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.

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