{ && I ᴡɪʟʟ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴠɪ?

►; “Hᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ, ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Mᴀʀᴋɪᴘʟɪᴇʀ!” -- {|►|} Iɴᴅɪᴇ Mᴀʀᴋɪᴘʟɪʀ Rᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ Bʟᴏɢ {|►|} Rᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪɴᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ! {|►|}

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guardium replied to your post : {| Guess who’s back. |}

hello vwv

{| !! Hello! |}

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{| Guess who’s back. |}

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{|►; Hey guys, sorry about this but.. I am a bit too worried for Mark to be on here right now. I will probably return back here when he has confirmed that he is alright, but for the time being I will be on my OC account; arcadeanimatixns​. Again, I’m sorry, I just don’t want to be on here while I don’t know if he is alright or not. |}

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{| Just saw Mark’s tweets.. I'm getting a bit worried over what might have happened. |}

[rpfunstuff]

Fill this out in my inbox!

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"Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of [my muse’s name] and I’ll be singing [song that “fits” my muse].”

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Starter Sentences - Markiplier Edition

"Lesson number one: Do not dive face first into super heated steam, it’s generally bad for you."

"Shut up, nurse!"

"Cola and meal please, no bread."

"Where's the blacksmith!?"

"Look at this tiny box!"

"With every fiber of my being, I believe in you."

"I have spacegasms all the time."

"Space is like my one weakness!"

"I firmly and truly believe in you."

"They just saw my face and got incredibly jealous at how ugly I am!"

"I'm king of the squirrels!"

"Stop whatever you're doing and listen to me! This is of the utmost importance: ...you look beautiful today!"

"I'm having a romantic situation with a dinosaur!"

"I will murder your face!"

"I don't care about the patient's well being."

"Well, I care less."

"Shut up! I wanted to do it because it felt good!"

"See!? The second I leave he dies!"

"Nothing says 'rib smashing' like teleporting lungs!"

"Stop that, sussophone man!"

"Do I need to press B to Blow?"

"You just lost your B-to-Blow privileges!"

"Do you mind if I dance while we talk? Just a little bit of a samba."

"Don't mind while I straddle your dad here and serve you cake!"

"This is the seductive pre-dinner dance."

"Hopefully this can hide the shadow in my soul."

"The price you pay for beauty is eternal death over and over again."

"'What did I do wrong!?' I ask as I'm applying makeup to my eyebrow."

"Well, screw you, I'm beautiful!"

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[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;) [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU [these felt right to be sent together]

[Tᴇxᴛ] Oʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ.[Tᴇxᴛ] Is ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ, ᴅᴀɴ? ;))[Tᴇxᴛ] (I'ᴍ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.)

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{|►; Lɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.|}

[enduriis-a]

"Bʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ."

Breathe.

Why couldn’t she do such a simple task? One that many people didn’t notice until they were running for their lives, gasping for oxygen to enter their lungs. Why couldn’t she breathe? Everything felt dark, muffled, like a dream that she could only faintly remember after good night’s rest.

"Breathe!"

Ellie’s body jolted, coughing up water out of her lungs. The liquid dripping from the side of her mouth as things began to clear. Someone had shouted, she knew that. Green eyes couldn’t detect who it was, or even where she was. All she could tell was that she was soaking wet, the cloth sticking to her skin as it sent cold chills down her spine.

Eyes slowly fluttered open, trying to make sense of everything as she called out a name. “Joel…?”

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“Oh god, are you alright?” The dark haired man was in a somewhat panic about the girls state, when he saved her from the a water, he had no idea if she was going to survive or not, but he knew he had to try to keep her alive until her state was confirmed, it seemed to have worked, by the looks of it.

He blinked a few times when she spoke a name. Joel. Why did it seem so familiar to him? He couldn't put a finger on it, but he was sure to figure it out sooner or later. “Uh, listen- I don't know who Joel is, but I'm not him. Now before your react, I mean you no harm. My name is Mark.” He stated, preparing himself for the worst.

“Please, trust me when I say that I only want to help.”

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[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[Tᴇxᴛ] Sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ? Wᴇʟʟ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs, ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ, I ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴀ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴘɪɢɢʏʙᴀᴄᴋ ʀɪᴅᴇ.

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[text]: I meant broken as in I fee like I broke my back carrying her around. That’s sweet of you though. A man after my heart.

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[Tᴇxᴛ] Pғᴛ I ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. 100% ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. Bᴜᴛ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ, ᴍʏ ᴏғғᴇʀ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴅᴏᴇs sᴛᴀɴᴅ.

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[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[Tᴇxᴛ] Sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ? Wᴇʟʟ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs, ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ, I ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴀ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴘɪɢɢʏʙᴀᴄᴋ ʀɪᴅᴇ.

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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"Mark. Mark. Markkk." He may or may not be enthusiastically jabbing the taller man in the side.

"Yᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, Jᴏɴ? Sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴ' ᴜᴘ?" Mᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ.

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{|►; Lɪsᴛ 1 (Sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ) - 32 *ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙʟɪɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ* |}

"Hᴏᴡ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ!"

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Librarian! + 19

{|►; Bᴏᴏᴋ - Aʟɪᴄᴇ's Aᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs Iɴ Wᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ.|}

"Nᴏ, I'ʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ғɪʀsᴛ."

[the-write-ideas]

Situations & Sentences RP Meme

Rules: Send me a “ .:‡:. " and I will generate TWO random numbers. The first for a situation, the second for a sentence I have to incorporate into my character’s reply for a drabble/starter [specify].

Class: Mix of fluff, angst, drama, silly, etc. Trigger warnings may apply.

List 1 (situations): 1-35 List 2 (sentences): 1-45

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Send me "Librarian!" + a number and I'll grab the closest book, flip to that page number, and make us a starter using a random line of text from said page!