Please Stop You're Scarring me.

Hi. The name's Mason Porter-McCarthy. I'm a writer. Author of the books Where's My Happy Ending, Looking for No where, and Stained Glass. I live with my twin sister Madison. Married my amazing assistant Spencer Porter-McCarthy Just a tatted up, pierced, depressed stoner hot mess.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Well if anyone has been wondering where me, my husband, and Queen T have been….

Welcome to the world, Evelyn Kitty and Gwendolyn Claire Porter-McCarthy, born 10/31/17.

[yourmajesty-queentee]

Best reason to be busy. <3

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Gwen is just like Daddy and hates sleep. Evey sleeps so peacefully.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Aw thanks man. I'm already in love with them. They're my sweet precious spooky baby girls.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Well if anyone has been wondering where me, my husband, and Queen T have been.... Welcome to the world, Evelyn Kitty and Gwendolyn Claire Porter-McCarthy, born 10/31/17.

[roommate-blained]

[roommate-blained]

mrmasonmccarthy:

I mean, they’re studded leather, and when I wear them, I’m 6'6". Can’t complain.

Sure they aren’t kinky boots?

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I only wear them for date night.

[littlemissmccarthy]

So since it’s 5 minutes into me and Mason’s 24th birthday, I figured I would share the fact that I’m still very much the Queen of Extra when it comes to baking.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Thank you for that cake Sis.

[roommate-blained]

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I know how you feel. I have a pair I originally bought for Madison but she hated them, so I returned them and got them in my size.

[roommate-blained]

Well whatever works Hey?

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I mean, they're studded leather, and when I wear them, I'm 6'6". Can't complain.

[roommate-blained]

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I know how you feel. I have a pair I originally bought for Madison but she hated them, so I returned them and got them in my size.

[roommate-blained]

[roommate-blained]

mrmasonmccarthy:

You need any help walking in heels, I’d be happy to help.

Maybe come by one day if you can and see if I am actually pulling it off as well as others are telling me because I feel like I’m walking like I got rocks in my pants

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I'd be happy to. It just takes balance and confidence.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

I just realized it's September, which means it's basically Autumn. Anyone else ready for sweaters, boots, and flannel?

[roommate-blained]

↳ Instagram: @mrblainedevon uploaded a photo

Steppin’ into it @hedwigonbroadway #kickingitinheels

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[mrmasonmccarthy]

You need any help walking in heels, I'd be happy to help.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

27

A large vocabulary, hair pulling, and Spencer's southern accent.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

18

Pan as Hell and feelin' swell.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

It’s not past midnight yet..But I wanna celebrate half an hour early. We’ve been married for a year. A whole year of being yours. #HappyAnniversary #OneDownSoManyToGo

[seb-businessman-smythe-blog]

Awwwww.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Yeah, my Spencey.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

59, 61, 64, 66

59: Uh….either the sleeping pill incident, or the day Jane left.

61: Yes. And Spence is mine.64: Maybe.66: Jess, for the few fucks that he gives.

[mrmasonmccarthy]

[mrmasonmccarthy]

Thanks.

[girls-whokiss-girls]

Ask me things

[jefftsterling]

girls-whokiss-girls:

1. What’s your middle name? 

2. What are you listening to right now? 

3. What was the last thing you ate? 

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 

5. Do you drink? 

6. Do you smoke? 

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? 

8. What is your hair color? 

9. What is your eye color? 

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 

11. Dogs or cats? 

12. What’s your favorite animal? 

13. What’s your favorite television show? 

14. What’s your favorite movie? 

15. What’s your favorite band/singer? 

16. How old are you? 

17. Do you have a crush on anyone? 

18. What’s your sexual orientation? 

19. What’s your favorite color? 

20. What was your most embarrassing moment? 

 21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? 

 22. What were you like when you were a kid? 

23. What would your dream house be like? 

24. What last made you laugh? 

25. What is your favorite word? 

26. What is your least favorite word? 

27. What turns you on? 

28. What turns you off? 

29. What is your star sign? 

30. What are your favorite books? 

31. Do you have any siblings? 

32. Do you like to dance?

33. What is your definition of cheating? 

34. Have you ever cheated on someone? 

35. Do you regret anything? 

36. Do you have any phobias? 

37. Ever broken any bones? 

38. Ever come close to death? 

39. What is your religion, if any? 

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? 

41. Are looks important in a relationship? 

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? 

43. What is your favorite season? 

44. Do you have any tattoos? 

45. Do you have any piercings? 

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? 

48. Who is your celebrity crush? 

49. Are you a virgin? 

50. Do you get jealous easily? 

51. What is your favorite type of food? 

52. Do you ever want to get married?

53. Who was your first kiss with? 

54. Have you ever been cheated on? 

55. What is your idea of the perfect date? 

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? 

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? 

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

59. What is your saddest memory? 

60. Do you believe in love at first sight? 

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

62. Have you ever dyed your hair? 

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you? 

66. Who are you jealous of?

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

68. How long was your longest relationship? 

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 

71. Who is your most loyal friend? 

72. Are you in a relationship?

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 

74. Are you a bad person? 

75. Are you a lover or a fighter? 

76. What did you do on your last birthday? 

77. What is your favorite quote and why? 

78. If your best friend died, what would you do? 

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? 

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? 

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had? 

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? 

83. Who were you in a past life? 

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? 

87. If you were the president, what would you do? 

88. What is your ideal career? 

89. What is your political affiliation? 

90. Are you conservative or liberal? 

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

92. Do you like kissing in public? 

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? 

94. Where would you like to live? 

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

96. Describe yourself in one word.

97. Describe yourself in one sentence. 

[mrmasonmccarthy]

It's not past midnight yet..But I wanna celebrate half an hour early. We've been married for a year. A whole year of being yours. #HappyAnniversary #OneDownSoManyToGo