The Jumpman

"Hello! It's'a me, Mario!" An Independent RP and Ask Blog for Mario, Smash Bros./Multiverse centric! Semiselective Play (Open to all canon muses, OC Selective) and open to approach or OOC contact via askbox!

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“I guess’a those puns...”

“Really have’a them spooked.”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

MEANWHILE, IN SMASH RUN!

“Hoo!”

Plunk.

Mario frowns as the Mettool casually retreats into its helmet, his punch failing.

“...Yah!”

Plunk. Ker-nope.

“...Mrrgh...”

Okay, this was getting monotonous.

“--Look over there! A ‘We Love Wily’ t-shirt!”

The Mettool curiously pokes its head out -- just in time for Mario to snag it. LET’S GO FOR A JOYRIDE--

“Whoohoo!” The plumber whirls around repeatedly before releasing the Mettool, flinging it onward and upward into the skies. Ping~.

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“The first problem is that you exist,”

“Well, I can see how that’d be a problem for you. I mean, it’s’a not like you can be the best as long as I’m here.”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“To be fair, those birds shouldn’t be chirping. They should be eating that person I killed.”

“Well, Pidgits aren’t exactly carnivorous, so...” Shrug. “I dunno what’a you were expecting, but I think we can call it a bust.”

[roleplay-booster]

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[mrnintendo-blog1]

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[mrnintendo-blog1]

“WE’VE’A GOT TO-”

“HOOOLD ON, TO WHAT - WE’VE - GOT IT DOESN’T’A MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT!”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

[godddessblade-blog-deactivated2]

@mrnintendo​ started following you

“ Based on data previously recorded for me by the Goddess Hylia, you must be known as Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. However, you aren’t really a mushroom, which confuses me, as inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom are Mushroom-like beings referred to as ‘Toads’, despite having little amphibian qualities, and your physique does not match those of the ‘Toads’ . Are you still, then, known as Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom? ”  

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“Well, yeah.” Mario shrugs. “Lots of’a kinds of people live in the Mushroom Kingdom! Besides, its’a still where I come from.”

“And who would you be?” Now it was his turn to be inquisitive, rubbing his chin as he looked over the porcelain-looking girl this way and that, noting her odd coloration and lack of arms. “You look like you’d’a be somebody from Hyrule -- not to mention you kinda remind me of the Master Sword...”

[muse-with-fuse]

Cinema Sins starters

“I’ll tell you everything wrong with ___ in less than ___ minutes.” “The first problem is that you exist,” “This scene does not include a lap dance and I’m disappointed.” “Stealing by accident is still stealing.” “You’re enunciating through your nose.” “Apparently saying 'I don’t know’ in a lecture about the pyramids is a huge no-no.” “Oh. Awesome. Could you be a little more vague?” “I have never heard anyone use that pronunciation in my life.” “Only dopey nerds have allergies.” “You know you’re a workaholic when getting called back to work is the only thing that can snap you out of your deep depression caused by your son accidentally killing himself.” “The hell? Do you even coffee?” “You brought in  an expert to help you decipher the code but you didn’t show him everything? The fuck kind of logic are you following?” “He’s drawing on the screen with a permanent marker!” “And so he owned it. But he was stupid, so he put it in storage.” “First of all, that was morbid.” “You look beautiful and all, but maybe now’s not the right time to be posing or photos.” “You’re not even offering anything? Just an open hand of gentrification?” “Yes, the questions was lame, but you didn’t have to be such a dick-tard about it.” “I’m killing, smoking, and having everyone else do the work. You really have to appreciate my growth into a beautiful person.” “That guy may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. Dick.” “That’s like recycling all the onscreen actions of Two Girls, One Cup.” “That’s the ‘I’m totally in love with them but have no chance’ face.” “BDSM isn’t open during business hours.” “I know you’re comically inept so I’ll let this one go.” “Bonding by way of vandalism. Hmm- Bondalism?” “That’s the fancy way of saying you killed him.” “Sure, the one thing…. the ONE THING you had to do in the middle of a kidnapping plot is to fire a flare up in the goddamn air.” “Your friend is the valedictorian of this school? How badly did everyone else fuck up for them to become the valedictorian?” “To be fair, those birds shouldn’t be chirping. They should be eating that person I killed.” “Not even the wind or that Bronco could undo the mid-life crisis look in your hair.” “Nothing good happens when it involves gloves and a Bronco.” “You’re perfect, in a perfect home and likely have a perfect florist, so why  not buy the real thing instead of a painting?” “She was taking that dog to wherever as an accessory, which makes her an awful person and thus rightly tortured for the rest of her life.” “You even walk like a thoroughbred horse at the Kentucky Derby.” “Bow down, bitches.” “Have you see the shit down here? We don’t need no parental advisory.” “Please tell me she didn’t flood the city again just to make this video.” “Ooooh, it’s a metaphor.” “These are some stupid rules.” “I would hope the things you eat didn’t complain, because they should be already dead.”

[serpentette-blog1]

“I know who you are. Although, I suppose I appreciate the official introduction. Shall I offer you my applause?”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“Well, if you wanna. I mean, doesn’t really matter to me.”

He folds his arms behind his head.

“I know who you are, too. So what’s’a going on?” Blinks idly at her. “Is this some big ‘villain alliance’ thing again; you’re here looking to cause trouble--?”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

Every time Mario says the line he gets half a million in royalties this is canon now

[serpentette-blog1]

“Oh look at that, it’s Mario.”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

“...Do I really gotta say it again so soon?”

“Well, okay. Um, it’s’a me, Mario.”

[ateamoffour]

Is anybody ok with my muse mentioning your muse in a thread they have with somebody else?

[harinfigar-deactivated20170513]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS. 

This is a pretty big issue for me actually. 

And not just because it’s really amazing to see what other muses say, think and feel about your muse when they’re not around but because I WANT SOME CONTINUITY. I’m trying to create a  continuity for my character where everything that isn’t an AU has feelings and actions making sense depending on a timeline and people they know and love. Actions have consequences. Relationships and events change people. Roleplay without that is… well, repetitive… and not very fulfilling to me. 

[pinkorb-a]

mrnintendo

   Kirby squeaked softly as he tugged at Marios pant leg. There were still some ways to get people’s attention when you were small.

    “Mario, are you going to dress up for halloween, or are adults just no fun, poyo?”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

However, when Mario whirled around to face Kirby, there was not disinterest nor confusion on his face -- but a big, ear-to-ear grin. In his hand, he held a comical-looking remote control with a single, big red button.

“Are’a you kidding me~?”

A click of the button, and the surroundings were transformed. From their hiding places, oodles and oodles of spooktacular decoration came popping out, some cackling maniacally while some glowed eerily, all the while a generator poured foggy mist over the front yard.

“Now that Weegie’s got his own pad, I don’t’a gotta hold anything back for Halloween, anymore!”

He throws up his arms in glee!

“Casa de Mario is’a now Spook Central! Wheehee~!!”

[mrnintendo-blog1]

greendreambro replied to your post:Live life easy like Luigi

Quiet squinting.

Everybody knows, Weegie

[mrnintendo-blog1]

Live life easy like Luigi

Life is easy when you sit at home drinking all of the red bull--

[tashabeth]

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Patent Pending//Hey Mario

I know you think you love her but dude it’s such a bummer how you chase that girl around You’ve been fighting all her battles if she’s really worth the hassle you’d be living in the castle It makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows you exist