Just Breathe,

Tashabeth | 27shit | ♎ Please excuse the mess.

[tashabeth]

y’all ever just like miss someone who hasn’t been in your life for like a decade??

[mapsontheweb]

Metro areas in the USA where more than 5% of population uses public transit to get to work

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

SAD!

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[clown-guitar]

guys i think pacific rim takes place in 2025. no way to be sure though

[talesfromtreatment]

Our first appointment of the day is a purebred dachshund named "Willy"

[robotsandfrippary]

My in-laws had a weiner dog named "Willy" too. Turns out he only had one testicle, so he became "Willy the One Nut Weiner."

[talesfromtreatment]

Please thank your in-laws on behalf of all the vet staff at the hospital he goes to

[talesfromtreatment]

It is, because it's extremely hilarious to name your wiener dog after a weenis and I applaud every owner brave enough to do the correct thing

[inklingowl]

The vet hospital I work at has a dachshund patient named Dickie. This is enough to warrant a sensible chuckle all by itself, but it gets so much better when you meet him in person. Face to face you can see that his collar ID tag actully has his full name: Dickie Normus.

[talesfromtreatment]

Very pleased to have had the chance to help permanently alter this christmas carol in some peoples' brains

*hums*

Willy the one nut wiener

Had a very shiny ball

And if you ever met him

You'd see just one testicle!

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

All of the lady dachshunds

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Willy

Join in any willy games

[glorious-spoon]

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

[glorious-spoon]

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

[technofeudalism]

Of these 50 large cities in the United States, how many have you visited?

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Voting ended onDec 14, 2024

[tgirl-thucydides]

One thing I've been thinking about with the UHC assassination is that it proves that all those people who say "you couldn't set an Assassin's Creed game in the modern day" are wrong

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

You have acquired Veterinary Pistol.

Press RB to equip Veterinary Pistol.

Press LB to equip Silencer and Subsonic Rounds.

Press B to put up your Hood.

Press X to wait.

[RT - Assassinate]

[crippled-peeper]

my honest to god reaction to hearing about the UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered was to bust out laughing so hard I almost puked

[crippled-peeper]

this company has personally assured and stamped off on the annihilation of countless innocent disabled Americans to save a few bucks for their investors

there are literally hundreds of thousands of people whose lives have been personally ruined and destroyed by UnitedHealthcare

actually shooting this man in the chest was pretty merciful compared to what he & his investor buddies regularly and routinely put disabled Americans through

at least he didn’t slowly die of bedsores and not being able to afford chemo while his family was robbed of every single penny they ever had 🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s hard to feel bad for him

[headspace-hotel]

The "controversies" section on united healthcare wikipedia page is so long that company did SO much fraud and basically straight up bribery of politicians...

[quasi-normalcy]

Apparently this guy, in spite of a lifetime spent grinding the life out of millions of people for money, was only worth 43 million dollars. He killed all those people and he never even came close to being a billionaire. Kind of pathetic.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

[psycosis91]

Visit Original Link

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[zaph1337]

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

[mini-moss]

Prints of these three works are now available in my shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minimoss/

More to come 💚

[fluorescentbrains]

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

[everythingfox]

Not a tail but a pillow

[overgrown-ruins]

@gothiccharmschool

[gothiccharmschool]

FUZZY BABY! I NEED TO CUDDLE YOU!

[kuruk]

[loathsomespider]

[bimbocore]

[star-mom-selkie]

she has one in her hand, het theres still another in the poliwags mouth. they are coming out of him like pez