And That's How You Choke a Hooker, Jimmy.

Or, why I'm not allowed to go near children

[mrnotab00]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CBivLUnBABW/?igshid=686sfrk7bufs

[mrnotab00]

Movin c:

hey guys, just so you know I'm moving over to mrnab-likes-this.tumblr.com and mrnab-likes-art.tumblr.com. This is because of a weird mix of stagnation and my dash overwhelming me, so instead of unfollowing all you wonderful babbus I'm just gonna start fresh c: Follow my new tumblr if you want, if not that's cool too <3 I'm gonna try and get all my tumblr friends on there, but if I miss you just follow!

Loves you aaaaaaaaaaaaall >3<

[mrnotab00]

hey. wasn't expecting anyone to notice my post, so thanks for stepping past just a like to actually reblog it to. made my day :)

NP darlin c: tea + nightvale = awesome >3<

[mrnotab00]

I SWEAR TO GOD PUNCHY IS WILLING TO KILL A MAN AND HIDE THE BODY AND IM P SURE HE GETS IT FROM ABSI I SWEAR TO GOD

YES AHAHAHAA

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

[onvavoiir]

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

[onvavoiir]

i bet

you guys

thought

i was joking

[harlequinhatter]

Visit Original Link

[bottomgerard-deactivated2014122]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[fineshriine-deactivated20230605]

this might be one of the best things ever

[bedtiming]

I AM IN TEARS

[patfag-deactivated20171114]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

[pretzel-the-hognose]

Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper.  He failed.

But it was very cute.

[jamesroach]

my favorite pastime is telling shitty seasonal jokes on twitter and all of my friends hate me for it

[itsbenedict]

shine on, you spooky diamond

[killvsmaim]

I SWEAR IF YOU SAY DIAMONDS SHINE ONE MORE TIME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GET IN YOUR HEAD THAT THEY DO NOT SHINE. DIAMONDS REFRACT.

[jamesroach]

hey buddy dont you think you’re

overrefracting a little

[watsonsdick]

"So…the wedding’s off?"

[finalzidane-x-blog]

[actualcthulhu]

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

[amibunny]

OH MY GOD THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER FREAKING CREEPY oh it’s so cute nvm

[s-ephiroth]

TOO SPOO-

SO CUTE! :333

[harlequinhatter]

Visit Original Link

[jovaline]

Fervid as a flame Does it have a name?

[suzirya]

omg YES

[robinpant]

The Kickstarter Needs You

[fivetail]

Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All that needs to be said is that this documentary examines gender inequality and how patriarchy contributes negatively to our society.

This is a feminist issue.

And anyone on Tumblr who’s too close-minded to recognize it as such due to a nonsensical blanketed hatred of men’s issues need to re-evaluate their motives.

[princessjameskirk-blog]

THESE ARE REAL AND HORRIBLE MALE ISSUES CAUSED BY THE PATRIARCHY. IF YOURE FEMINIST, THESE SHOULD ANGER YOU. IF YOU’RE NOT, HERES ANOTHER REASON TO SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT. 

[viewovermerryton-deactivated202]

have I already reblogged this? don’t give a fuck.

[dtkf-downtokillfascists-deactiv]

Also, a lot of boys of color are the ones that especially go through this shit at the hands of colonial/imperial white supremacist patriarchy.

[all-about-male-privilege]

At first, I was expecting some really ridiculous MRA-type BS. This is not that. This is a genuine look at how the patriarchy harms boys and men without blaming feminism or stepping on feminism in the process. 

[nightbecomesme]

Science and Sound Waves (Cecil/Carlos Tea)

strawberry

guanabana

chocolate chip

with chocolate chips and cornflower

There is no real rhyme or reason to this tea. I was thirsty, so I grabbed my box of tea samples and made up something, then settled down to listen to Night Vale. The fresh fruitiness of the tea meshed so well with Cecil’s giddy, lovestruck excitement as he spoke about a phone call from Carlos. From that point on, whenever I settled in to listen to more Night Vale, I would make up a mug of this tea to drink while I listened.

So, here I am, being brave and putting it out there for everyone else. It’s pretty basic. Nothing crazy. But I think the flavor really speaks to just how quirky Cecil, and his love for Carlos, is.

Also, if anyone has a better idea for a name, please don’t hesitate to drop me a message with your suggestion!

Want to buy this tea? What, Really? Then you can find it here.

Have no clue what Welcome to Night Vale is? Go here to learn more.

[talkstotheanimals]

Now this, this truly is amazing! A National Graphic photographer recollects his experience photographing Leopard seals in the Antarctic. Just comes to show how wrong our traditional idea of ‘Nature read in tooth and claw’ can be. Plus the fact that Leopard seals rock harder than a boulder.

[r0flc0p73rb07-deactivated201901]

This is such an incredible story I just can’t even handle where all of my feelings went.

[songbirdoftyran]

HOOMAN WATER U DOIN U NEED EATZ

[robotsandfrippary]

She’s a leopard seal gramma.  “YOU NEED TO EAT, BABY.  EAT.” 

[roseroyalty-moving]

this is my dream job

[alwaysbewoke]

Classifieds advertise tests for women hoping to trick their boyfriends into popping the question.

guys, make sure you she takes the pregnancy test in front you with a test you’ve purchased and then take her to a doctor for confirmation. these chicks are straight hustling dudes out here. and notice the sound of crickets coming from feminists on this issue right? i’m sure they will spin it and make it guy’s fault. smh.

[mrnotab00]

Just so you know, the reason that feminists don’t touch it is because that’s not a “woman” thing, it’s a “horrible crazy manipulative person" thing (huge emphasis on ‘person’). Please don’t group all women into having  this very common flaw that’s equally apparent in all types of manipulative people.

No one is working on a hive mind, as far as science knows. If there’s a way to manipulate people, both genders will exploit it equally even if that exploitation is expressed differently. It has nothing to do with a persons sex and everything to do with holding power over someone else and it’s all equally horrible. Please realize that.

[alwaysbewoke]

Please. If dudes were somehow doing something like this to women, Feminist would be all over it. It would be “men are raping women” or “just another example of a society that hate women.” Stop it. You know that’s exactly what it would be. However when it’s women fcking shit up, women never call out women on their mess. Never. Men get called out all the time on everything from all side. Some of it totally warranted, some of it total bullshit but we get called out and hammered. By men and women.

So I ask again, where are the feminists on this issue? Why not speak now? Oh wait! I know. It’s because you’d have to actually point on somethings in society where WOMEN are fucking up MEN and that completely tanks your agenda.

Moments like this I tell dudes to be anti-sexism but NEVER be a feminist. It’s total anti-male bullshit now.

[mrnotab00]

You're joking right? omfg. This is hilarious. You have just said so much more about your complete ignorance and extreme sexism (FOR BOTH SEXES wow impressive) then I ever could. Good job :Dd

Go meet some actual feminists that aren't made of straw, and you'll learn that we care far more for men then you personally do for anyone. No one in this conversation is trying to blame any gender for anything except you.