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The New American Gothic (2017) by Criselda Vasquez
From Criselda Vasquez's Instagram (3 April 2026):
Hi everyone, Thank you for taking the time to read this. On Tuesday, March 31,ā¦ Jorge V needs your support for Help Bring My Father Home
*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*
once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone goĀ āohā (a little like a moan) and i got terrified iād interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember youāre never alone in the woods
imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken
Iām CRYING this is hilarious
Aspire to be the ghost in someoneās ghost story
~Happy passover~
You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!
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one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.
it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.
weāve been drinking a lot of tea lately.
update:
im actually gonna have an aneurysm why is he SO fine
Idk where you got this photo from girl and i might just be insane for noticing Instantly but i have like every pixel of tos memorised and im 200% sure that is a yassified facetuned spock
Who Did This
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 20
What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?
um. guys.......
kindred spirits with our fave trade school alum
is cigarette smoke a comforting smell to you
yes
no
nuanced (tell me)
secret fourth option?
i'm curious because it was always the nice moms who smelled like cigarettes and i just started associating it with a good feeling
look. i donāt think my stretch marks are beautiful. i donāt think theyāre tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i donāt think my acne is beautiful. i donāt think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think theyāre human. and i donāt think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i donāt think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.
fun fact: this POV is actually called ābody neutralityā and itās SO MUCH more accessible/realistic for a lot of people. itās based on the idea that the way we look is the least interesting/important thing about who we are, and that our bodies are worthy of respect regardless if they fit the mold of the current beauty ideals.
England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who
what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
So the first thing you must understand is that there are two basic types of Turkish delight. The first kind is what most people are familiar with, which are these gelatinous cubes covered in powdered sugar. They are, by most metrics, an acquired taste:
This is usually the stuff people try and say, āYeah, I donāt get it, Edmund.ā But if you go to a good Turkish confectioner (or just any of the bazillion stores that sell it in the Istanbul markets) youāll see a second kind of Turkish delight, in a rolled shape:
This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. Itās nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. Itās not a traditional flavor but Iām convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)
The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.
The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WII sugar rationing
Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
