Pink Llama

get u a sugar daddy who will spend money on u , love you papa john

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my brother

[mrpinkllama]

Were you born on the highway? ‘cause that’s where most accidents happen

[mrpinkllama]

my mom said if i don’t clean my room she will smash my head into the keybo  nfjdsgh.uet78wvj7tr8n5y’tgvytb54 g758yh3;tjvn84h6

[mrpinkllama]

you will never be a great man like your mother

[mrpinkllama]

i’m like 99% sure that everyone else is a robot and i’m the only human.

[mrpinkllama]

mouth and genitals

what if one day you woke up and your mouth and genitals switched places. So you had to wear a mask and then you were talking to someone and your voice was all muffled because your mouth is in your pants and then they're all like ‘take off that mask i can’t hear you’. then they rip off your mask and see your genitals on your face like ....