There Are Monsters

I go by James, Punch, and Geist. Pick one. I'm too old for this shit. My interests are vast and varied, I can go from posting cartoons to death photography in a heartbeat. I also alternate between drawing cute stuff and gore, porn, and other horrors. Arachnophobes definitely beware, I love spiders. You have been warned, no crying. I will not abide bullshit and drama. THAT ASIDE, I'm a pretty mellow fellow! Deviantart FurAffinity

[tradchad-deactivated20180810]

[ravens-wing214-deactivated20230]

I laughed harder than I should have. 

[johnskylar]

This is so much better than the typical Polish joke.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

[twoofcups]

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

[wherewhywhat]

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

[twoofcups]

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

[radicalapollo]

Rabb.it PSA

Hey peeps that use the site Rabb.it for hanging out with people and streaming stuff! I just want you guys to know things with it changed for the worse recently, and you’re gonna need to know some stuff if you’re going to be streaming, and want to do so privately.

Firstly, on your named page, like your main one that you would use before? You can no longer stream privately on there. Period. It’s also dangerous to do public streams currently because any and everyone can take the remote at any time, without consent, meaning someone could just come in and take control and mess with the whole deal, or load into some horrible bullshit while you’re attempting to wrestle the remote away from them. Also, yeah, theres like a 100% chance a rando will come into the room, because they will promote your stream if it’s public.

What can you do about that? 

You gotta make a Group. 

So when you go to the main rabbit page, and click over to My Groups, you have the option to make a new group and name it whatever. There is also, I believe, not a limit on Rabbit group members, but I’m not actually sure myself. Anyways, just click on the + to make a new group. 

You then give out the URL tied to said group. That URL should look like this, basically, but with different characters

From there, people can come into that room whenever, as long as they have the link, so keep that in mind. Anyone from that group can also watch things together whenever.

To actually watch things together as a group though, you have to go over to the Explore & Watch button in the group.

Then to the Web button inside that

and then you put the URL you want to go to in the search bar. 

They made watching privately with your friends so much harder, but hopefully this will help you do it just a little bit smoother. 

Good luck, peeps.

[mrpunchinello]

I use Rabb.it nearly on the daily, and that update was so, so bad. Here’s to hoping they change it back. But in the meantime, hopefully this helps some folks.

[hgk477]

When driving at night

If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.

Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.

Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.

Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.

If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.

If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.

The contents of your trunk may vary.

If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.

You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.

When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.

Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.

Focus on your lane.

Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.

Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.

It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.

More guides

How to talk to the wind

Cool DIY Projects that aren’t Illegal Yet! 

[mrpunchinello]

In case you're wondering, my account was deleted. After the big announcement in December I figured I should delete my exclusively NSFW side tumblr, but ended up deleted ALL of my blogs. Several weeks of drama later they "fixed" my username after a bot abducted it. I had to be a real asshole to them about it and even then they were still condescending about it. But anyway I'm back.

Welcome back! Im sorry all that happened with your account, though, that really sucks.

[carpentergothic]

IMPARTIAL

I put a lot of big thoughts in this comic, about human capacity for kindness and cruelty, and our place in an indifferent world. But I also wanted to touch on the idea that even though I believe our role is to be loving, we shouldn’t always put human standards of morality onto nature. Thanks for reading!

[commission] [ko-fi] [Please reblog, do not repost my work!] 

[distantvoices]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjVhCVeh5UO/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=4w46ggtkgb45

[thegmsighs]

Bard: I sneak over to the safety of the fighter

[poppy-ghost]

[cinemabun]

Chungking Express (Kar Wai Wong, 1994)

[anthonyamorim]

Do you swallow?

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

[welele]

[extradimensionaldream]

im mad these are all bangers

[enterheavenalive]

Why do they talk like that I hate it

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Because at beef auctions the bids raise really fast so they auctioneers have to talk fast. It is much easier to talk fast if you find a rhythm, which tends to be set by the speed of the bids. To keep from breaking the rhythm and stumbling your words, you also repeat yourself in the gaps between bids.

[supaslim]

An auctioneer’s chant is also tailored to increase bidding by generating a sense of urgency and FOMO. They use different chants depending on what kind of auction it is. So, like, a chant for a car or cattle auction is going to be way faster than an estate auction, because the buying audience is different (professional bidders vs your weird aunt with the antique doorknob collection).

Auctioneers are salespeople who have to squeeze as many sales as humanly possible into as short a time span as possible. Everything about the chant is designed to move lots.

[catchymemes]

[neggyma]

ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ

[sistertaxon]

trans women names r like 22nd century cyberpunk hacker jewel thieves and trans man names are like drowned victorian children

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]