Realized I should probably make something that shows I am a grown up instead of just assuming my age can be interpreted by vibes.
I graduated high school in 2002. Do what you will with that information.
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Realized I should probably make something that shows I am a grown up instead of just assuming my age can be interpreted by vibes.
I graduated high school in 2002. Do what you will with that information.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.
I know it's never going to happen, but if someone at the Sphere wants to make the best thing happen, I will spend all of my mummy bucks...
Picture this, bts footage from Ghovie 2, the camera is panning around backstage at all the people that make the magic happen, and for a split second we see a sign with the words "Number of Hours since Papa Perpetua was PooPooPetua" with a 6 crossed out an a 0 drawn back on with a sad face next to it.
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No
I have friends a quarter of my age, if that counts?
If I was friends with someone 184 years old I would never shut up about it. They would be "my friend who is 184 years old..." every time I opened my mouth at least until next year when they would become my friend who is 185 years old.
Manifesting that the new Ghovie includes bts footage of Papa being shoved into his quinceanera dress and hoisted into the air like a Papa Piñata...
sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
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I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.
United Clergy of Ghost hierarchy idea:
I 100% can't believe that an organization that passes power down in one family lineage really only had like 4 middle aged guys at the top of it at one point, so I had a think about the structure of the clergy AND came up with a reason that Cardi was called Cardi for his whole life, apparently. Namely, to become a Cardinal in the clergy you have to be an offshoot member of the Emeritus bloodline. They aren't in direct line for the papacy (unless something goes REALLY WRONG, like the acting Papa kills off all his brothers/sons/whatevers) but they are still of Emeritus blood and therefore important.
So here is Copia, with his white eye and obviously an Emeritus, but no one can (or will) say who his parent is. It sucks, but his Aunt Marika will always remind him that he IS an Emeritus, and he will be a Cardinal if he works for it, so he will be her Little Cardi.
Since I now have IDEAS about Cardinals, I then went down the rest of the Catholic church hierarchy and converted it to Ghost, because I have brain worms or something: Nameless Ghouls (compare to Catholic Deacons)- Work within the clergy to recruit and then support the congregation and Clergy. Every member of the clergy had to start out as a Nameless Ghoul doing Nameless Ghoul work (be it performing on stage at a ritual or filing paperwork), it's like a right of passage thing. Some times there are 'special' ghouls, who are higher ranked members of the clergy that are going back to anonymous 'ghoul work' because SOMEONE has to talk to these reporters and it is NOT going be Primo! Not again!
And some times there are VERY special ghouls that were called up directly from the Pits, but maybe that's just a rumor...
Sibling of Sin (compare to Catholic Priests) - The next step up from a Ghoul, Siblings of Sin get a name and get to start doing more to actually preaching to and spiritually serving the congregation. They also act as ghoul ranglers if nobody higher up is around.
Bishops (compare to Catholic, well, Bishops) - A promotion up from a Sibling of Sin. I feel like this is position were the Emeritus's (Emeritii?) actually have to work up to in the Clergy on their own before the nepotism powers activate and they get promoted to Cardinal.
Archbishops (Guess what you would compare this one too) - The highest position in the Clergy hierarchy that someone who can't prove they are blood related to an Emeritus can go. I actually see them with the same rank as Cardinals in actual clergy politics, they just aren't as worried about comparing their 23andMe results with their partners. (In the very secret fanfic I am writing in my head, V was an Archbishop because no one wanted to point out that he was 100% of the Bloodline).
Special mention, Imperator: I believe that Imperator isn't a name but a title. It was originally set up as a regent type role for whenever the Papa was out doing other stuff but still needed things to get done. It generally doesn't get passed down from mother to son... But it's not unheard of for a Papa to retire from Papa-ing and take on the Imperator roll so the new Papa has time to figure his shit out.
No one can convince me that Cardi is not the type of person who'd go around sniffing all the scented candles in a shop.
You also can't persuade me to believe that he never went shopping alongside Sister, and that she never joined him (or led him) in these sniffing sessions. And that if Nihil ever tagged along, he stood around looking bored and sullen and trying not to look curious.
Also: Cardi absolutely loves nice-smelling things (like some of the candles) and a bit of pampering. He gets excited every time he goes to buy deodorant, soap, etc. and sees a new scent. He sniffs it, and if he likes it, he buys it for himself as a treat alongside his usual. He has so many varieties of scented shower products on the go at once that the shelves are packed, and he's had to arrange some neatly on the floor instead.
It's a good thing he only shops in cheap stores. "Pamper smart, not expensive!" or some such.
He's developed a sixth sense for whether a cheap product will be of decent quality or just... cheap. Gets a thrill whenever he's right about a product being of excellent quality despite its price.
Experiences second-hand embarrassment whenever Sister or Nihil try to make use of this sixth sense for their own benefit. He has a vivid imagination, and he really doesn't like being reminded that they don't always have their clothes on. Ew.
(He still tries his best to help, though. He's got to earn their approval if he's ever to become the first non-Bloodline papa (LOL). Plus, Sister's very nice to Cardi, and Nihil is very stinky when he gets bad deodorant in summer. It's those swelteringly thick robes that he refuses to ever take off...)
Cardi would 100% clean up at the Bath and Body Works Semi Annual sale.
I'm gonna be honest
I didn't make enough gifs of him
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you people aren't CASTING
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️
and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.
What is your middle name?
The name of one of my parents
The name of a relative or ancestor
The name of a friend of a parent
My mother's maiden name
A religious figure's name
Just a name my parents liked
Other
I don't have a middle name
I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.