This Is The Strangest Life Ive Ever Known

-24 years old -In love with a punk rock dude -loves video games, WWE, memes, and punk rock

[5arahnade]

Fuse 100% - Green Day: What’s your best pick up line?

[pepperviking-deactivated2020052]

spray up your wall

[tomhiddleston-loki]

#relatable

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[docnoctem]

[punkinss]

murdoc…. your days are fucking numbered

[jaegervega]

Humility MV: It’s great to finally meet you sir

Tranz MV: Your daughter calls me Daddy too

[silodise]

crazy?

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

*writes all my sexy fanfics like this* 

[onceiwashere]

me getting my annually scheduled birthday sex from jack the ripper

[blackpyrefly]

hagrid fucks

[mrs-mojo-risin-blues]

Or 2D

[quibblepoof]

human are you awake yet

[thebeakincarnate]

Thank you I feel like i am awake for the first time in my life

[occultclassicalart]

DORÉ, Gustave (1832-1883)

Camelot (Illustration for Lord Alfred Tennyson’s Idylls of the King), detail 1868 engraving Ed. Orig. Lic. Ed.

[todaysbird]

i just wanna take a second to appreciate lutino blue and gold macaws

they’re like the physical embodiment of sunshine

[dinofloof]

Check out that final pic!  Great wing reference there.

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

[actualmonster]

https://youtu.be/wYVe-zZC-v8

[peachie-supreme-deactivated2020]

Stephanie McMahon through the years 1999-2003

[mybuckystar]

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

[ruinedchildhood]

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018)

[blockingthesun]

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[gaytransgirl]

[averageapplepie]