Momma's Freaky Child

My name is Sky. Welcome to my trashy blog.

[dracula]

person: how’s life been treating you? me: i'm on tumblr in 2022

[iamnmbr3]

the username makes this 100 times funnier 

[adonadoboteco]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

the inherently healing experience of having gay coworkers 

[ofsparrows]

Look. I know a slightly chewed up flower isn’t quite on par with those brandy barrels alpine rescue dogs purportedly have, but someone might need an emergency flower or something. It could happen.

(PRINT💐)

[faiyx]

guess what I've been watching losers

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

ladies, in order to experience the rewards of being loved (making out with hot girls), we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known (message them first on tinder)

[hergracesathenaeum]

details from Lily Fairy (1888), Luis Ricardo Falero

[ernistheburnturn-blog]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

If she's your girl why is she having in-depth conversations about Boromir's characterization with me

[criwes]

[sergle]

still not sure where i want to take this piece yet but… wip

[stegozavr]

me until like october thanks to clim8 change

[doctorslippery]

[fanonical]

welcome to harry potter book sixteen: harry fights god

[draco--malfoy]

Um sorry but i don’t remember harry fighting me

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

[satan-ael2]

i really fuckin hate the way i look 95% of the time