Life Is A Game That We All Suck At

I have all the characteristics of a human being blood, flesh, skin, hair, but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust

[the-clown-wars]

[moodyvoid]

IM SO SORRY, I HAD TO-

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Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[thornmane]

Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:

[rensbogusadventure]

[animelunatic]

[catchymemes]

Art by @Unfins

[sirfrogsworth]

Baby, it’s Hoth outside.

Comic by Jared Downing [ Instagram ]

[baddiemode]

[morbidfantasy21]

Astronaut by Andres Rios

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My favorite Taco Bell ad…

[animals-riding-animals]

[timblywimbly]

Shadow of the Colossus

[i-like-ness-and-them]

fuck

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[kiethsmells]

PSA

[thedbob]

TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE

[catchymemes]

Popular sites as video game characters

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[pyramidslayer]