insert witty title here

old married millennial, she/her, get off my lawn i'm here to reblog shit

[yearofdoodles]

YAY FOR 500 FOLLOWERS THATS HUGE CONGRATS!!!!!! 🎉 maybe for doodle requests, mb in some colourful clothes? presaux or art gifted them to it perhaps? dealers choice if it actually likes them or not

It definitely likes them

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[viewfindercomics]

the rainbow connection or whatever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[teathattast]

[cowabummer101]

Thank you hen of prosperity

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[kylenna-deactivated20170219]

shit the warden says → part 1

[pitchburgh]

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[passion-of-l0vers]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[tintheelvenking]

OP did a lovely job with this piece. The pose they picked is a difficult one to do correctly and dynamically- the doubling over is hard to illustrate without making it look weird or poorly drawn, the low seat of the “pelvis” making the figure dip down lower (to emphasize the clutching motion of the hands) is a hard perspective to imagine without a reference. I liked the way OP chose to draw the shoulders, evoking both the hunching of shoulders that would be present in a fleshier painting and drawing out the strong, dynamic curve of the body.

The blood, the desperate clutch, the crying and the pose all suggest something religious, making the post all the more impactful with its drawing- The caramel frappe does not answer the subject, just as God does not answer the subjects of paintings who depicted the same theme.

It’s also intriguing where OP chose to put details. In amostly minimalist creation, the (relatively) detailed frappe, hands, and face guides your eyes in a a dynamic way- from the frappe to the face, then follows the line of the body out to the end of the legs- making the art more interesting to the eye.

I have a theory about the colors that I’m not sure is true, but I think the subject being black and white separates it from the frappe, which is fully colored. The blood, neither frappe nor person colored, acts as a connector between the two– the only ways the two subjects can connect are through touch and sight, both of which causes the human subject pain. Then again, I may be reading into things too much idk

[passion-of-l0vers]

okay this is my favorite comment on this entire post

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: The reason we never saw the Warden after Origins is because they couldn’t pull him out of Zevran’s ass. It’s like an Excalibur situation.

[year2000electronics]

not my bucket not my crabs

[tieflingkisser]

[rarilee33]

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

[wateractually]

frieren says "dont borrow grief from tomorrow" but specifically as "dont let the inevitability of separation prevent closeness today"

[wateractually]

adding onto my own post because im not normal about this

because its not "ignore the inevitability of separation so you can cherish closeness now," but rather "because of the inevitability separation you should especially cherish closeness today and do your best to have meaningful relationships with people while theyre part of your life today" and lemme tell you im emotionally unwell