why haven't I deleted this account yet

oh god this account is so old, idk what to do with it. but I had to change my cringey ass old intro, so hi, welcome to a treasure trove of shitposting fangirl reblogs from 19 year old me

[rambunctiousreader]

Juliette Ferrars throughout the series

Juliette in Shatter Me: I fucking hate Warner I hate him I need him to die he is such a terrible sadistic man ugh but omg Adam Adam Adam I love Adam he and I were meant to be and I love him omgggggg

Juliette in Unravel Me: Okay so maybe Warner isn't so bad but idk I still kind of fucking hate him but wait Adam isn't so good he's actually kind of a jerk but idk ugh why do I have such terrible taste in guys aND WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO WARNER WTF IS WRONG WITH ME HELP MY EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING ME HELP IM DROWNING

Juliette in Ignite Me: You know what? Fuck it. Warner is hot. Warner is sexy. Idgaf anymore, the cat is out of the bag like omfg he is fineeeee. I love Warner, all he needs is love, all he is misunderstood he just needs to be loved and I love him so yeah. Also fuck you Adam I never liked you anyway k bye

[mrsjacewayland-herondale]

That last one was ME towards Adam tho lmao. He pissed me off so much in Ignite Me

[commanderaaronwarner]

[tuesdaey]

someone brought me a gift this morning

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[finding-flight]

Good evening! It’s also incredibly ableist and punishes disabled students for not behaving in a way that could cause long-term or even permanent damage to their physical or mental health!

[cassandraclare]

Happy birthday, Jace! Poor Clary. The cleanup from a spaghetti bath must be intense …

Art by Cassandra Jean, of course, and in honor of Jace’s birthday, a snippet from Red Scrolls of Magic:

“How’s Paris?” asked Jace idly. “If you’re not having fun, you could come back early.”

“Paris is nice,” said Alec. “How are things?”

“Well, my business is looking great and  fighting demons, and business is good,” said Jace.

[incorrecttrc]

trc as things overheard in my school

Blue: My gpa doesn’t look good but I sure do.

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Henry: Ooh, is that your juul?

Gansey: No it’s my epipen.

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Teacher: Where were you??

Ronan: Oh, you mean yesterday?

Teacher: No, I mean all year!

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Orla: Witchcraft is lit.

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Adam: I can’t love you right now I have to learn fission.

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Kavinsky: Smoking is gay.

Prokopenko: You juul, homo.

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Noah: Waterboarding in Guantanamo bay would sound so fucking cool if you didn’t know what either of those things were.

[charles-macaulay]

ronan: do you want to know your gay name?

adam: my… gay name?

ronan: yeah, it’s your first name—

adam: ha, ha, very funny

roman, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

adam: oh my god

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[jessyulrich]

I need some money so….

[mrsjacewayland-herondale]

Too desperate to pass it up tho...

[domasimp]

malum has my heart. period | x

[wylansvaneck]

 the raven cycle + claude monet/van gogh paintings

promo for @ravencyclenetwork (join us!)

[wheresmyphonemp3]

these spot the difference games are getting really tough

[sterkiller]

Kylo Ren staring at Luke Skywalker

[greyofjakku]

Luke’s Response:

[viella-art]

There’s a reason Snoke is dressed like space Hugh Hefner and that reason is that Snoke does not underestimate the power of tiddies.

[manibusforyourhands]

you can pry the idea of Richard Gansey naming his first son Noah from my cold dead fingers

[calumsviagra-deactivated2021080]

someone take my phone away

[mrsjacewayland-herondale]

I have a few new chapters up on my story! Here’s a small excerpt from one of the most recent chapters:

“I bumped my shoulder against the door as I stepped out and winced at the small pinch of pain. I moved backwards and back in front of the mirror, angling my arm to see the backside. Besides the extra skin and faint little stretch marks, there were four little circular spots of a sick yellowing hue. I ran my fingertips over them and groaned. Frustrated tears jumped at my waterline and dropped down over my cheeks. He bruised me, and my drunk mind couldn’t make sense of it yet. 

Of the things that I could decipher, even in my drunken state, I knew that I was unhappy.

I knew that Josh and I were broken, and I wasn’t sure if it could be repaired after that.

And I knew that Ashton made me feel some type of way, and it terrified me.”

https://my.w.tt/UiNb/itta68o7bH