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tristan: what’s the plan?

callum: the vampire attacks you

tristan: and then what?

callum: the vampire kills you. we watch. we rejoice.

#tristan caine #callum nova #novacaine #the atlas paradox #the atlas six #the atlas complex #incorrectquotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer #ngl this is what i wished had happened #a litttlleee less obvious pining on callum’s side #like girl u look like a desperate loser rn!

max, about nicogideon: and they were roommates

parisa: oh my god they were roommates

#nico de varona #gideon drake #nicogideon #parisa kamali #the atlas six #the atlas complex #the atlas paradox #incorrectquotes #source: vine #you and your ticking clock #that’s my future #fuck nicolibby #and u know what #fuck libby too!#jk i don’t entirely hate her #just a little bit

gansey: my name’s richard with a b and i’m been afraid of insects my whole life

henry: stop, stop, where?

gansey: hmm?

henry: where’s the b?

gansey: tHerE’s a bEe??!!

#richard gansey #henry cheng #the raven cycle #maggie stiefvater #incorrectquotes #source: vine

blue: we both look really great tonight

ganesy: you know, if you’d just said that i looked great i would have said “so do you”

blue: i couldn’t take that chance

#blue sargent #richard gansey #the raven cycle #incorrectquotes #source: modern family #maggie stiefvater

cyril: lets just agree to say “i’m sorry” on a count of three. one, two, three.

aristide:

cyril:

aristide: see, now i’m just disappointed in the both of us.

#amberlough #armistice #amnesty #lara elena donnelly #cyril depaul #aristide makricosta #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99

rune: we need to distract the people!

brand: right

rune: what are you gonna do?

brand: i’m going to kill them all. that ought to distract them.

#the tarot sequence #the last sun #the hanged man #kd edwards #rune saint john #brand st john #incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer

neil: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

andrew: you’re a menace to society.

kevin: and a coward. do twenty.

#neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #kandreil #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #nora sakavic #incorrectquotes #incorrectaftgquotes #source: idek anymore

gansey: don’t underestimate us. our group motto is “maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”

#richard gansey #gansey #the raven cycle #maggie stiefvater #incorrectquotes #incorrecttrcquotes #source: bob’s burgers

theo: relax, just talk about nerd stuff like you always do

andy: actually, “nerd stuff” is kind of mainstream now so when you use it in a derogatory manner it doesn’t really work

theo: exactly, just like that!

#theo decker #theodore decker #andy barbour #andrew barbour #the goldfinch #donna tartt #incorrectquotes #incorrectgoldfinchquotes #source: parks and rec

the gray man: it wouldn’t be the first time that someone wants to kill their boss

colin: you have proof, or you speaking from personal experience?

the gray man: personal experience

colin: oof

#the gray man #colin greenmantle #greenmantle #the raven cycle #trc #maggie stiefvater #incorrectquotes #incorrecttrcquotes #source: ncis

victor: in case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap!

eli: you cant trap justice; it’s an idea, a belief!

victor: even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

eli: justice is a non corrosive metal!

victor: but metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

eli: it’s revenge, and it’s best served cold!

victor: but it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

eli: well, i think your warranty’s about to expire!

victor: maybe i got an extended warranty!

eli: warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

sydney: ugh ugh, girls! you’re both pretty! can i go home now?

#victor vale #eli ever #eliot cardale #eli cardale #sydney clarke #vicious #villains #v.e. schwab #victoria schwab #incorrectvillainsquotes #incorrectquotes #source: megamind #i love them #my heart

nina: i made tea

matthias: i don’t want tea

nina: i didn’t make you tea. this is my tea.

matthias: then why did you tell me?

nina: it’s a conversation starter

matthias: it’s a horrible conversation starter

nina: oh, is it? we’re conversing. checkmate.

#nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows #leigh bardugo #incorrectquotes #incorrectsocquotes #source: big bang theory

theo: you know, i’m glad that we’re just keeping this anniversary simple this year

boris: hahaha, me too *frantically waves off marching band*

#theo decker #theodore decker #boris pavlikovsky #boreo #the goldfinch #donna tartt #incorrectquotes #incorrectgoldfinchquotes #source: parks and rec

lila: why do i have to bring him?

kell: because rhy is our responsibility and i’m not going to leave him home alone with all this j-u-i-c-e around

rhy: i can spell, kell. you spelled “juice”.

kell: oh you’re so brilliant. let’s see you find it.

#lila bard #delilah bard #kell maresh #rhy maresh #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #a conjuring of light #v.e. schwab #adsom #incorrectadsomquotes #incorrectquotes #source: arrested development #holland could also work instead of rhy

jack: if i run and leap at connor, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. coming in!

connor: jack, no! i’m holding coffee! [drops coffee to catch jack]

#jack whitmore #jack #connor kirk #connor #the marbury lens #passenger #incorrectquotes #andrew smith #marbury #source: brooklyn 99 #incorrectmarburyquotes

inej: i have flaws. what are they? oh, i don’t know.

inej: i sing in the shower. sometimes, i’ll spend too much time volunteering.

inej: occasionally, i’ll commit first-degree murder.

#inej #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #incorrectquotes #incorrectsocquotes #source: the office

gabriel: you know those moments when i tell you something isn’t a good idea?

nathan: and then i ignore you, yeah

#gabriel #gabriel boutin #nathan #nathan byrn #nabriel #half bad #hald bad series #sally green #incorrectquotes #incorrecthalfbadquotes #source: merlin

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