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run, thought victor, and he could see the response in eli’s coiled frame. chase me.

[charles-macaulay]

tristan: what’s the plan?

callum: the vampire attacks you

tristan: and then what?

callum: the vampire kills you. we watch. we rejoice.

[charles-macaulay]

max, about nicogideon: and they were roommates

parisa: oh my god they were roommates

[charles-macaulay]

gansey: my name’s richard with a b and i’m been afraid of insects my whole life

henry: stop, stop, where?

gansey: hmm?

henry: where’s the b?

gansey: tHerE’s a bEe??!!

[charles-macaulay]

blue: we both look really great tonight

ganesy: you know, if you’d just said that i looked great i would have said “so do you”

blue: i couldn’t take that chance

[charles-macaulay]

cyril: lets just agree to say “i’m sorry” on a count of three. one, two, three.

aristide:

cyril:

aristide: see, now i’m just disappointed in the both of us.

[charles-macaulay]

rune: we need to distract the people!

brand: right

rune: what are you gonna do?

brand: i’m going to kill them all. that ought to distract them.

[charles-macaulay]

neil: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

andrew: you’re a menace to society.

kevin: and a coward. do twenty.

[charles-macaulay]

gansey: don’t underestimate us. our group motto is “maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”

[charles-macaulay]

theo: relax, just talk about nerd stuff like you always do

andy: actually, “nerd stuff” is kind of mainstream now so when you use it in a derogatory manner it doesn’t really work

theo: exactly, just like that!

[charles-macaulay]

the gray man: it wouldn’t be the first time that someone wants to kill their boss

colin: you have proof, or you speaking from personal experience?

the gray man: personal experience

colin: oof

[charles-macaulay]

victor: in case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap!

eli: you cant trap justice; it’s an idea, a belief!

victor: even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

eli: justice is a non corrosive metal!

victor: but metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

eli: it’s revenge, and it’s best served cold!

victor: but it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

eli: well, i think your warranty’s about to expire!

victor: maybe i got an extended warranty!

eli: warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

sydney: ugh ugh, girls! you’re both pretty! can i go home now?

[charles-macaulay]

nina: i made tea

matthias: i don’t want tea

nina: i didn’t make you tea. this is my tea.

matthias: then why did you tell me?

nina: it’s a conversation starter

matthias: it’s a horrible conversation starter

nina: oh, is it? we’re conversing. checkmate.

[charles-macaulay]

theo: you know, i’m glad that we’re just keeping this anniversary simple this year

boris: hahaha, me too *frantically waves off marching band*

[charles-macaulay]

lila: why do i have to bring him?

kell: because rhy is our responsibility and i’m not going to leave him home alone with all this j-u-i-c-e around

rhy: i can spell, kell. you spelled “juice”.

kell: oh you’re so brilliant. let’s see you find it.

[charles-macaulay]

jack: if i run and leap at connor, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. coming in!

connor: jack, no! i’m holding coffee! [drops coffee to catch jack]

[charles-macaulay]

inej: i have flaws. what are they? oh, i don’t know.

inej: i sing in the shower. sometimes, i’ll spend too much time volunteering.

inej: occasionally, i’ll commit first-degree murder.

[charles-macaulay]

gabriel: you know those moments when i tell you something isn’t a good idea?

nathan: and then i ignore you, yeah