MrsLovett112

Oh, the sagony

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

[fruitblr]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Goes to Hell"

[catsofyore]

Welcome to Mount Floof. Ca. 1914. Source.

[the-borgias]

Just remember that there is nothing wrong with asking for what you deserve.

ALEXIS ROSE in SCHITT'S CREEK (2015 — 2020)

[pdouwes]

I promise no good  d e e d  will I attempt to do again.

[nessa007]

FOR REAL!!!! live action ariel/eric >>> animation

[bottlesoffantasy-deactivated202]

Animated Eric:

[orionuspax]

The production team for POTO (2004) knew it was for the girlies so they cast Gerard Butler as the Phantom and dressed him like that

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

"He's got to be a bit rough, a bit dangerous; not a conventional singer. Christine is attracted to the Phantom because he's the right side of danger."

-- Andrew Lloyd Webber

[arielseaworth]

“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.”

- A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré

[mktsquarehero]

John le Carré has not, at any point, been fucking around.

[babyanimalgifs]

Sounds like something a cat would do

[fakecrfan]

[sqwick]

[fireworkss-exe-deactivated20251]

sometimes musicals are about sillyguys jumping around and sometimes they reach deep deep deep into your chest and rip something out

[kentucky-fried-thea]

if you're lucky it's the same musical

[officialborisniangovernment]

[headspace-hotel]

people bitching about the usage of "too modern" words in fantasy or historical fiction is sometimes justified, but ultimately I think it's a waste of time because

all words exist within a specific time frame and it's pointless to avoid the fact that you're writing with the language of your own time

which words are actually "newer" than other words is sometimes wildly unintuitive

according to the dates given in the Oxford English Dictionary, if you wrote a book set in 1897, you could have your characters say "fuckable," (1889) "sexy" (1896) "uncomfy" (1868) "hellacious" (1847) "dude" (1877) "all righty" (1877) and "heck" (1887), but not "wiggly" (1932) "moronic" (1910) "uptight" (1934) "lowbrow" (1901) "fifty-fifty" (1913) "burp" (1932) "bagel" (1898) or use the word "rewrite" as a noun (1901)

[headspace-hotel]

Some more words where the date of their first known usage just Doesn't Sound Right:

hangry, as in the portmanteau of 'hungry' and 'angry' (1912)

dildo (1590)

yucky (1970)

grungy (1965)

freebie (1925)

shitty (1768)

boost (1815)

boss (1856)

TGIF, as in Thank God It's Friday (1941)

yay (1963)

Fucked up (1863) is much older than fuck you (1943) but older still is the now-obscure fucked out (1862) which means what it sounds like—exhausted from too much sex.

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

about to use a printer. wish me luck

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

*comes back covered in blood and ash with a thousand yard stare but I'm holding a perfectly clean stack of shipping labels*