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love seeing the posts from international travelers who are in my city for the world cup. one guy just keeps going on about how hot it is and it's only been above 90 degrees for like one day this year. stopped a person while taking a video and was like "'scuse me sir aren't you hot" and they immediately responded "i'm from miami"

#poor guy just wanted some validation lol #hydration breaks are apparently not just for ads they're for the western europeans who can't handle the midwestern heat #not loving the traffic but i love hearing accents that aren't native to the place i live. reminds me of my hometown 😌❤️#grievances

no concert tonight 🥺😭

#they'll reschedule but what a bummer #esp bc i finally finished getting ready and now i look like a gay carnival pirate with nowhere to go 😔#i do hope they're all okay. the last concert i saw the bassist literally broke her back the day of #and missed basically the entire tour #grievances

on my first go at college i was trying for a BA in english (creative writing) but i never really nurtured my writing skill bc i spent my childhood in survival mode and the people who were supposed to help me develop as a human being made me hate myself fr anyway so eventually i was like ok i'm just bad at this it's never gonna happen. but there are stories in my head i still want to tell. i write down the details here and there but i hope one day i feel confident enough to really tell them.

#i would love to introduce people to the blorbos that exist only in my head #grievances

I looove being a gay lil dyke with gay lil friends during pride month

#we didn't even go to a queer establishment i just love drinking with other gays 💀#we goin out again tomorrow and i hope these bitches can keep up bc 3am is magic hour for me so #grievances

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

today's episode of pop culture jeopardy??? holy shit i have never screamed and cheered at my tv like that before

#everything including and after that second daily double in double jeopardy was crazyyy #the best played game i've seen. that was so fun to watch lol #grievances #pop culture jeopardy

i haven't been able to spend a lot of time on LiS2 lately but i picked it back up again today and honestly i like playing a game that makes me cry sometimes but wtf

#i think i'm at the end of ep2 now and i'm sooo 😭😭😭#i just want my baby brothers sean and daniel to be safe and have a home #not be on the run forever 🥺#grievances

if i had the power and influence to make any one thing happen i'd use it to revive Selfie (2014)

#grievances

sweetenedcondensedmilf

this new format of pop culture jeopardy sucks. i'm on the 5th episode and this is the first time i'm like hoping for a team to lose lol

sweetenedcondensedmilf

shut the fuck up, they won 5 games in a row. i hope someone whoops their ass in the finals

#grievances

this new format of pop culture jeopardy sucks. i'm on the 5th episode and this is the first time i'm like hoping for a team to lose lol

#not to be a hater and good for them for knowing all this stuff #but i preferred seeing more different teams and just having winners return for the quarter finals #they've also had a runaway in all 4 of these episodes and i know it's the smart thing to do but i'm annoyed that they keep wagering 0 lol #like that's boring!! at least wager SOMEthing!!! 10 points bitch idc #grievances

ava-deb

I'm '90s Deborah. You're current day Deborah. I wouldn't even know how to begin to be a contemporary Deborah. I'd have to get a new breastplate, rethink my padding tits to taint.

HACKS: S05E08, "The Cube"

#katya zamolodchikova #hacks #hacks spoilers

in the middle of the new ep of hacks and finallyyy i've waited 84 years for this scene. "you gonna hit a woman??!!?" 💀💀💀

#grievances

ceruleanheaven

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

depsidase

asingularcanadian

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

starrypawz

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

valtsv

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

why does my cat aggressively paw at smooth surfaces lol. i'm listening her just go to town on a mirror in the other room. i know it's not bc of her reflection bc i've tested it and ig she's a vampire

#grievances

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