[twin peaks theme starts playing]

🌻 anna | 31 | she/her | i'm gay and i cry a lot🌻

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[sweetenedcondensedmilf]

we all get jingles stuck in our head but i hate that one of my most frequent is the subway $5 footlong jingle bc all it does is make me mad about inflation lmao

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[urie]

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

[sweetenedcondensedmilf]

there's this reel cardi b posted in maybe like 2016 or something (that's around the time i saw it at least) where she's talking about how she hates going to buy a dutch or a drink and they ask for her id and she goes "do you see these titties?!? you know damn straight i'm a grown hoe hehehehehe 👅 but anyways heyyyyyy💅✨️" and i have been desperately trying to find it again for years bc it's so fucking funny. so if anyone can drop a link i will literally trade my soul for it thank you

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

[powerburial]

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

[awkwardlyvanilla]

[falloutgayaf]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[sweetenedcondensedmilf]

do y'all know about haute & freddy yet or are they gonna take 2 years to finally blow up

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[mynty-d]

[sawasawako]

- lighthousekeeping, jeanette winterson

[sweetenedcondensedmilf]

i wonder what gene causes you to cry all the time and which one of the emotional terrorists that created me passed it on because look all i wanted to do was listen to the princess diaries waltz and appreciate the beautiful score of a movie that is dear to my heart and now i can't see bc eyes wet

[sweetenedcondensedmilf]

idk if i've just been going through it or what but this rewatch of fruits basket (2019) has me dehydrated from crying so much

[cosmonautroger]

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction