whtvr honks ur horn

QUEEN OF THE MUPPETS™ (but u can call me Lauren) 20*~*~***

[mrspaulrudd-blog]

Six word stories

Aries: Torched the haystack. Found the needle.

Taurus: Wind blows. Sails fill. Journey begins.

Gemini: To be kissed by you. Wow.

Leo: Robs Bank. Gets away. Tells everyone.

Cancer: Moods change like the goddamn seasons.

Virgo: Standing alone. Hoping to be seen.

Libra: She merely smiled. His world stopped.

Scorpio: Do me a favor: love yourself.

Sagittarius: Turkey: stuffed. Us: even more so.

Capricorn: Lovers only when people aren’t watching.

Aquarius: Went abroad. Finally feel like home.

Pisces: Complicated emotions and danger for everyone.

[swiftastrology]

Summer of Sam

I’m a cinnamon girl: Aries, Virgo, Libra, Taurus

I’m a dangerous girl: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Pisces

Baddest girl in NYC: Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer

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me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

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[thebootydiaries]

me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)

robber:

me:

robber:

me:

robber:

me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,

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[mrspaulrudd-blog]

what's your sexuality

I consider myself straight I think but I also don't think anyone can 100 percent consider themselves straight, because you really never know when you'll feel things/attraction for someone of the same sex. I've never been romantically or really sexually interested in a girl but if I ever was I wouldn't shut the feelings down if that makes sense

[shartmart]

Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*

Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone #swag

[wintersthighs]

Romania’s Next Top Model.

[herenolonger]

You got heart kid.

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[fucknobadtattoos]

how girl get pragnant

[thicker-than-a-snicker]

@mrspaulrudd you’re next tattoo?

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[mrspaulrudd-blog]

me, watching cutthroat kitchen and licking cheeto dust off my fingers: man, i can't believe this idiot didn't render his duck fat

[beyoncebeytwice]

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Also @mrspaulrudd?

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TRUE

[straightboyfriend]

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Is this @mrspaulrudd?

[mrspaulrudd-blog]

why am I like this

[motiya]

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

[michichans]

non-lip kisses are my absolute favorite. absentmindedly kissing the back of someone’s palm as you hold hands. chaste forehead kisses and brushes against their cheek. silly boops on the nose. kissing fluttering eyelashes. neck kisses that barely touch skin but are no less passionate. kisses on collar bones or exposed tummies. sloppy kisses at the corners of someone’s mouth. kissing each and every fingertip with a delicate touch.