tell me our story

Multifandom Blog (pretty much out of use now)

[daredevils-deactivated20160916]

My old lady, she didn’t just break my heart. She’d rip it out, she’d tear it apart, she’d step on that shit, feed it to a dog. I mean, she was ruthless. She brought the pain. But she’ll never hurt me again.

[lilyprongspotter]

Imagine first year Harry Potter looking for Fred and George to see if they want to have a snowball fight with him and Ron and finding an odd piece of parchment lying in their room. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter picking the parchment up and examining it, because he’s learning that in the wizarding world nothing is ever as it seems, not even old pieces of parchment. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter tapping his wand to the parchment to see if anything happens and, to his surprise, seeing thin, angular writing appear as if written by an invisible hand. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s excitement when the parchment reads: Mr. Prongs asks who is trying to uncover the carefully guarded secrets of the Marauders. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter whispering “My name is Harry Potter and I didn’t mean to pry,” before hurriedly trying to refold it and return it to where he’d found it 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s astonishment when the writing reappears, this time saying: Let Mr. Prongs share his immense joy that Harry Potter has found this. He hopes that Harry will find the contents of this parchment useful and use it in a way that would make his father proud. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s smile sliding off his face as he says quietly, “I don’t know. My father’s dead, you see. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s confusion when the writing appears once again, saying: Mr. Prongs wishes to tell Harry Potter that while his father may be dead, he is still looking out for him and is incredibly proud of him. Mr. Prongs hopes that Harry Potter knows his father loves him very much. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter taking the map back to his dormitory and spending the rest of the evening talking to the mysterious Mr. Prongs about his mother and father, about whom the invisible man seems to know quite a bit.

[marvelgifs]

[everydayshadowhunters]

And I will never want much more And in my heart I will always be sure I will never forget you And you will always be by my side till the day I die

[becpunzel-deactivated20190728]

Chuck Rewatch - Chuck Versus the Honeymooners

I must caution you that allowing your private life to interfere with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record, it’s about damn time!

[godrixhollow]

Chuck & Sarah, just because… [13/?]

#no booze #no jacuzz # 👀 👀 👀

[coeurconnard-deactivated2017062]

[eugostoderaposas]

I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’  article that said she was dating harry. I would be like  HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!

she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.

“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum

“Of course, Harry is so lovely” - Fleur Delacour                                           

“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” - Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)

“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house

“At the same time” - Fred and George Weasley

“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” - Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.

“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” - Ginerva Weasley. 

“He made us gay” - Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.

[mrssarahbartowski]

my immortal: a slytherin outcast fails to fit in at hogwarts, grows close to a shy and sensitive malfoy, harry has a vision of voldemort holding someone prisoner, someone travels back in time to stop voldemort

cursed child: a slytherin outcast fails to fit in at hogwarts, grows close to a shy and sensitive malfoy, harry has a vision of voldemort holding someone prisoner, someone travels back in time to stop voldemort

[gay-venclaw]

It’s a good day to remember bisexuality is real :)

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[badluckcrow1]

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

[cookievampiress]

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

[a-nakins]

I’ll go wherever you will go

[mrssarahbartowski]

Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart, and if you get 5 back, you must be pretty awesome. ❤❤❤❤

KELSERRRR <333333333333 ilyyyy.

[queentianas]

[joilepetitefille]

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

[bedfish]

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

[artblastside]

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

EXACTLY

[mutteringretreats1]

herrrrrrMIONE

[miss-severus-holmes]

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

[sketch-elf]

SnapeHarry SnapeHarry SnapeHarry  SnapeHarrySnapeDUMBLEDORE

[lyra-33-vega]

Heerrrrrrrmione

[justbrosthings]

having to dumb down your knowledge of celebrities in front of people

[queenjld]

THIS WAS THE BEST PART OF BROADWAY CARPOOL KARAOKE