Mr. Tubby

DONT MESS WITH TUBBY

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if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france

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will you liveblog it

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yes

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will it be a musical?

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les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time

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A fun thing I like to do...

A fin thing I like to do is to go for a walk around lunctime. I walk for a bit, and if I see an interesting resteraunt, I'll have lunch there. I enjoy doing this because I love food and it makes me feel like I got rewarded for my effort of walking someplace and I can learn more about my surroundings. On the way back, I can feel the delicious food inside of my belly as I walk. The only problem with this is that I hate going outside and walking. Meh, more homecooked meals for me.

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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Kinda sad that this is funny...

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Completely accurate anatomical representation of the Homo sapiens male species. 

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I beleive you have confused your animals. This right here is the skeleton of the ever-so elusive "U.S. senator." They are a rare breed of mammals and prefer to stay in herds and not stay near other members of the Homo genus even though it is directly dependent on them for survival. They survive off of a very common fruit known as "tax money" and it can be found wherever they go. If you look at the skeletal structure, you can see that its digestive track ends with its mouth. This results in it spouting bullshit uncontrollably wherever it goes.

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Breath holding

So being the total badass I am, I was watching the TED thingy on YouTube and I came across a video on David Blaine doing a thing on how he held his breath for 17 minutes. I was watching this and I was fascinated by what he did and I tried out the breathing method and stud he was talking about. After 3 consecutive tries and headaches later, I finally get my time up to two minutes and thirty-nine seconds. It may not seem like much compared to seventeen minutes, but it is five times the time I got before using the method.

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Mentos are really starting to play with fire...

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This is one of the rounds of BF3 I was playing yesterday. Didn't realize I was playing with lvlcap until the very end. I think he was doing a video on the spas-12

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Tekkit server! (whitelist)

I found this really neat tekkit server. There is one small problem. Most of the time, I'm the only one on and I would like more people to join. I am not an admin here or anything in power, but I would like someone to play with. Whitelist is http://tekkworld.webs.com/. If you don't get a response in 24 hours, email them.

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I was playing Minecraft one day and suddenly... Mobs...

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KONY 2012: Things that weren't mentioned in the video.

Dear people who have seen the KONY 2012 video and are now plastering it to every wall on Facebook: There are a few things you might want to know about the charity and some things that weren't mentioned in the video. First of all, people sent in approximately 8.6 million dollars into the charity. What you don't know is that only 32% of it went directly to the charity. The rest, spent on the 30 minute video you watched, travel, and equipment.  Second of all, the 32% of the millions of dollars sent in are being spent on the Ugandan army which is run by the government dictatorship of Uganda. The Ugandan army has been convicted of some of the same things Kony's army has been convicted of in the past. The money you are sending isn't actually being spent on doing those things, but it's like giving a criminal money, but they won't do anything illegal with it. Thirdly, the army's job is to capture Kony and bring him to court. There's a few problems with that. Kony's bodyguards are children. Children! Someone's going to have to kill children in order to stop Kony. If there is a raid on him, something like what happened with Osama will happen and he'll wind up getting killed. Along with a bunch of children. Even if they do kill Kony, that doesn't necessarily mean that Lord's Resistance Army will collapse.  Last, the U.S. has currently made it's objective to capture or kill Kony. This seems a bit unconstitutional if you ask me. There are plenty of warlords and dictators in Africa that are as bad, if not worse, than Kony. If the U.S. does go all out with this, will that set a precedent for all the warlords in the world? Think that over for a few minutes. OR you could be a total dick and hate on this or call me heartless. Your choice.

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I'm gonna start posting Techno and Dubstep songs for them 4 followers out there.