Mr. Very Wrong

~Endless Fantasy~ Nigel|30|M|Het|Him

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

[leiyahime]

"Indigo dyeing silk thread"

In case anyone wonders what the Japanese is saying

[wackom]

The Beast that Bothers

[geno2925]

whose fucking child is this

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

mine bicth

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[ip2lb]

[kelzerys]

a certified brit made this explainer for our discord of mostly americans and tbh I still don’t fully understand

[kelzerys]

ur in luck, here’s a pdf

[anarchogirlrot]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aropride]

i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

[doubleca5t]

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am inside a piano.

[dzamie]

tom and jerry behavior

[outofcontextdiscord]

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

[clownaddict]

Fuck it- Kill 6 Billion Demons time. Which one of these do you think is the fake one?

A trans woman, a fanfic writer and a lesbian fuse into a giant lady

A catgirl is eaten by a door, she is then uneaten by the door

Several characters are just straight up worms in the form of humans

The lunch lady is actually the best swordsman who ever lived

Transphobic transsexual motorcyclist reluctantly enjoys tea-parties

Demon lost in a drinking contest now named Princess Jack Daniels

The sin of Sloth does powerlifting on her spare time

One character rips their arm and leg off to prove a point

If you pronounce one characters name the right way you get "Coca Cola"

A lady is married to a tree. And the tree eats people.

One character has lovingly been nicknamed "Salami Dave" by the fandom

I know the answer just show me the results

Voting ended onOct 31, 2023

[3liza]

ok i finally understand where gen z gays on tumblr are getting insane ideas like "marriage equality was a waste of time and only of interest to rich white cis gays who wanted respectability" and "bob iger is pro-gay". it was fucking james somerton this whole time. "american GIs joined the european front purely out of envy for nazi bodybuilding" <<<< actual thing he said seriously in a video. and people were just like "yup sounds good" ?????

[3liza]

i was going to just edit this into my tags because it was an afterthought but its important enough im going to make a whole reblog:

i had literally never heard of james somerton before this whole thing. he apparently has an audience primarily of young queers who, through no fault of their own!!!!!! do not have the life experience yet to immediately clock this as bullshit. somerton is NOT unusual. people make shit videos about everything, even subjects that are much more recent and much less important than the history of gay survival. PLEASE assume everything you hear from youtube essayists in nonsense until you double check it. i mean everything. "ultimate creepypasta iceberg explained"? 9/10 of that type of video is just. bullshit. made up.

PLEASE talk to older people. talk to people who are older than 40 and 50. the 20th century was not a long time ago, there are tens of thousands of people on this very website who were in their 20s, or older, on 9/11. ask them why marriage equality was important to the AIDS movement. ask them what their parents told them about the 1960s. ask them if "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" was considered shockingly sexual and improprietous when it was released IN NINETEEN SIXTY-THREE (another somerton claim that is so insane i cant even start to explain how angry it makes me).

and even more recent, smaller, stupider stuff! we were there when Slenderman was posted on Something Awful the first time. we know the full name and twitter handle of the guy who invented Smiledog.jpg. we know what the first SCP was and where and when it was posted. we know what "based" means and its entire etymology. we were there. just ask. these people are LYING TO YOU, because theyre making tens of thousands of dollars telling you bullshit that can be disproven with one trip to wikipedia. i sort of get it but i sort of dont, because im not a piece of shit!

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[vampmilf]

a lot of you need to be a lot more chill about cishet passing people and couples still being part of the queer community

[vampmilf]

its happened to a friend recently and ive seen plenty of people including streamers/youtubers etc have the same thing happen over and over again, where they put the LGBT label on their streams or a pride flag in their bio and then they get people demanding to know every detail of their identity.

if you see a guy online with his girlfriend and he has a pride flag in his bio and your first reaction is to question whether hes even allowed to put that there, log off. the guy could be bi, could be trans, could be nb, could be literally any queer identity at all and it doesnt matter. its none of your fucking business. he could also just be an ally showing support, its none. of your. business.

you are not the queer police and it is not your job to make sure everyone in the queer community has the properly documented justification for being part of it. touch grass. you need to be normal about not knowing everyones labels and identities and about people keeping those private.

cishet passing people have always existed and will always exist within the queer community, they are our family and belong with us.

[abstract-woman]

Goes to the library and puts all the economics books in the fiction section