These are things.

Intersectional feminist. Floridian as fuck. Tired as shit.

[mrwillbernard]

I love how Dispatch isn't even a month old, and you pervs got to work right away!! 😂

[mrwillbernard]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT I CAN'T ROMANCE MALEVOLA!!!???

[bouquet-0f-clumsy-words]

I am far too feral for the amount of sex I am not having

[disgustinggf]

missionary because i wanna look at ur pretty face

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[secretbabydragon]

✨ angel numbers are telling me I need my pussy 888 out ✨

[mrwillbernard]

I haven't posted here in ages! But here is a reminder that I'm indeed cute af.

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[dommingmesoftly]

You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*

Me: *boops ur nose*

[dommingmesoftly]

whole lotta weird fuckin people found this post holy shite

[b0ycults]

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[killtheteendream]

[dynastylnoire]

I hate stories so much. Especially on fb. I accidentally click them and ughh

[smoldaintyteacups]

My love language is sending dumb things to you throughout the day in a sad attempt to be part of your life because I can't be there to actually touch you

[aniceplacetovisit-deactivated20]

Exactly

[rararasputinloveroftherussi]

It’s finally happening.

chop was a bastion of safety and freedom. we cannot let them take this silently.

i dont normally post about this shit mainly because tumblr was supposed to be a place for me to go to escape, but at this point i dont think i can keep that up.

[chris-evans]

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER