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31|she/her|🇮🇹 Hotchniss Stan Apparently I run a CM appreciation blog now. “Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you.” -Hafiz

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Emily,passing Rossi’s office: Good morning, parental figure.

Rossi, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

Prentiss has changed a lot over 16 seasons, but she still makes the same face when she’s decided to be no man’s peace…

[ms-black-a]

Awwww that’s me

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

[Emily and Hotch in a screaming match over dinner] Emily: I never FUCKING said that- Reid: August 8th, a Wednesday, at 11:15. We were in the bullpen- Emily: REID SHUT UP Hotch: Spencer, I'm giving you a raise.

[nyxwolph]

S4E22 when they find Vincent's name

Prentiss to Garcia: "Tell Hotch we're en route. I love you."

Later

Garcia to Hotch: "Prentiss says they're en route and she loves you."

Hotch: 😐 "Sh... She what?"

[normasshearer]

PAULETTE GODDARD & NORMA SHEARER in THE WOMEN (1939) dir. George Cukor

[wistfulwatcher]

3.02 In Name and Blood | 17.06 Message in a Bottle

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

“Emily Prentiss has a sister!”

The sister in question:

[ms-black-a]

When I’m having a bad day, when I’m sad, when like today everything goes wrong … I turn to CM and it never disappoints.

❤️

[jjscvntybob-deactivated20251219]

KIRSTEN VANGSNESS YOU ARE MY BABYGIRL AND YOU KNOW IT

[agentdilfhotchner]

I just want to sit with him and tell him all of the things that bother me while he strokes my hand <3

[wistfulwatcher]

[youbutstupid]

Just a reminder that Reid is not helpless in the face of authority. This is a man who told Strauss to her face that she was taking the easy way before saying ‘the problem is I have an eidetic memory, and that’s not what happened.’ This is the man who told an entire station of police officers that they could’ve prevented a death before sarcastically yelling at Hotch ‘oh you’re punishing me?.’ This man sat slouched in his seat whilst his team were all sat pin straight in front of a board of people who wanted them all fired and said ‘this is calm and it’s doctor.’ He looked Linda Barnes in the eyes whilst she was in the process of trying to destroy the team and said ‘if you’re going I’m not.’ This man does not care about authority.

[p-idgey]

Spencer Reid is autistic and potentially an anarchist he doesn't understand or subscribe to your arbitrary power structures

[wanderingcritter]

god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors

[angel4l1fe]

my favorite underrated duo :,) i miss them <3

[angel4l1fe]

my favorite underrated duo :,) i miss them <3

[sequinsmile-x]

Hi I know you are probably very busy with all the fics you are writing but I was wondering if you could some Hotchniss secret dating Instagram posts with an accidental reveal because I love your Hotchniss instagram posts so much :)

AH bestie, I love this <3 and I love making these. I hope you enjoy them <3

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Hotchniss Instagram - Secret Relationship

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[stuckinapril]

please don’t hold me responsible for my actions i’m a brunette

[sequinsmile-x]

You just know Emily would get a kick out of it when their kid came home with this 🤣