Albert Bartholomé - The Artist's Wife (Périe, 1849–1887) Reading (1883)
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Albert Bartholomé - The Artist's Wife (Périe, 1849–1887) Reading (1883)
for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v
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Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v
where's that picture that ruined my life
found it
this comic did the same thing
is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere
the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet
when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️
and so is being a girl
Max Kurzweil (1867-1916, Austrian) ~ The Artist’s Wife (Martha Kurzweil, Sleeping on a Divan), 1902
[Source: schirn.de]
love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse
Reading Times, Pennsylvania, August 7, 1930
a lot of stories are about the fantasy of someone going to find you when u disappear from a group function
Deutscher Weird Al über "Frankenstein" zur Melodie von "Denkmal": Sie haben uns... ein Monster gebaut. Und jeder Vollidiot weiß dass es dann ziemlich doll haut
As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.
once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write