Etc. 101

Follows as Trenchcoats-and-bees bc y would I destroy that beauty. Claim 2 Fame: Heather Chandler in UC Berkeley's Production of Heathers. Once FaceTimed Misha Collins but that's another story. She/her, barely adult, bi to everyone but my mother. Personal, cat photos, PSA's, Etc. Insta: miss.baconator

[kainimuramonster]

[ms-chandler]

An actual representation of my soul

[ms-chandler]

It’s Baretroupe Showcase and it’s coming for you - Sunday, 8 pm, in the CRH, UC Berkeley.

[sickboyy]

“The first Gay Pride flag was made in 1978 by a man named Gilbert Baker. He gave a meaning to each color.”

Beginners (2010) - Directed by Mike Mills

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[onemorehippie]

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i am… how u say… goddamn losing it lads

[weloveshortvideos]

[cassiebnuy]

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

[heavytitty]

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

[knitmeapony]

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

i’m straight and stylish now, ladies

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

i had this nightmare and you and josie had broken up and you were living in ohio with taylor swift and it was really fucked up so i hope you're doing okay

1. my ex gf lives in ohio & once took me to a t-swift concert out there, so this is p close to home

2. josie and i are v not broken up 

3. that’s a nightmare scenario for YOU??

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[arandomthot]

I think about this more often than I should