Maria/ Mary @ms0maria - Tumblr Blog

lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112

it gets easier everyday

cheaphalloweencostume

remember when things were simple

stellarblade

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

the-muppet-joker

Imagine working as a clown, and you're absolutely bombing your performance. You're juggling your balls all over the floor, you're slipping on your own little clown props, you're honking your little nose without even meaning to. And no one is laughing. There's only one person in the audience. His clown makeup is far more handsom than yours. His purple suit is tight, leaving nothing to the imagination. He green hair. The Joker walks over, leans over your frail clown body, sneering. "Not very funny," he chuckles darkly. You honk meekly, presenting your Clown Hole in submission as you are overwhelmed by his superior clown pheromones and musk. And then. And then he pulls it out. He pulls out his j

Heartbreaking: funny trans webcomic artist you've been enjoying starts posting about tma and tme

hellbraiserart

Happy make a terrible comic day! Now that I have a desk job I'm gonna make Furry Dilbert

eccentricfbiagent

Twin Peaks (1990) // Videodrome (1983) // Watching T.V. - Magdalena Bay // I Saw The TV Glow (2024) // She Looked Like Me! - Magdalena Bay // Killing Time - Magdalena Bay // True Blue Interlude - Magdalena Bay // Virgina Woolf The Waves // Death & Romance - Magdalena Bay // There Must Be More Than Blood - Car Seat Headrest

luthanraels-bignaturals

dreamt that david cronenberg confirmed on an interview that he had no male characters in his movies because all of them were trans women. for some reason this deeply angered the serbian mafia, and they assainated him in the same interview

dionrevel

you take billions of touchstarved apes. you make their main source of connection hurdling down parallel cement lines in personal incubators. the windows and sensors an extension of the eyes, the steel the skin, and any touch meaning pain or fatality. then you expect them not to see the mirage of sex reflected in the wires and steel.

luthanraels-bignaturals

Gay rep in a netflix show: Hey there. I’m Nolan, and I’ve got a kind of small, huge, enormous problem. I’ve got a crush,,, on another boy??? Am I gay?

Flamboyant drag queen friend: Nolan!!! You’re gay?! Let me be your mentor, you’re gonna slay so hard queen! Makeover time babe!!!! Slay!

Guy in a Cronenberg movie: I need another man to finger my bloody gash so badly I’m actually shaking

Guy #2: I have a vagania on my neck

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ms0maria

i love bisexuals obvi but like realising im a lesbian has made me realise how much i need friends who get that experience. like yes there is actually a difference between liking women and not liking men and i think there are a lot of times where id relate more to aroace women than bi women

ms0maria

like i think some people's conception of lesbianism is "bisexuals who are meaner (by not liking men)" or like "bisexuals who are rigid and stuck in their ways (of liking men)" and like actually neither lesbian nor bisexual are identities that are "based off" the other. Like bisexuals arent lesbians who are into men, yano?

ms0maria

like it is frustrating when you can tell someone finds your nonattraction to men to be like boring or spoiling the fun? like if there's a convo about men who are hot like i'm sorry that is a blank piece of paper to me and you know that cause you know im a lesbian why are you acting like me saying im not into men at all is some sort of buzzkill like

ms0maria

this isn't really about anything in particular btw this is just me venting random feelings about things people dont grasp about lesbianism - and maybe my also slight annoyance that what i thought was a predominantly lesbian friend group was actually predominantly bi and that is a difference that matters sometimes ! we are similar but lesbian and bi are very quite massively different experiences

ms0maria

i love bisexuals obvi but like realising im a lesbian has made me realise how much i need friends who get that experience. like yes there is actually a difference between liking women and not liking men and i think there are a lot of times where id relate more to aroace women than bi women

ms0maria

like i think some people's conception of lesbianism is "bisexuals who are meaner (by not liking men)" or like "bisexuals who are rigid and stuck in their ways (of liking men)" and like actually neither lesbian nor bisexual are identities that are "based off" the other. Like bisexuals arent lesbians who are into men, yano?

ms0maria

like it is frustrating when you can tell someone finds your nonattraction to men to be like boring or spoiling the fun? like if there's a convo about men who are hot like i'm sorry that is a blank piece of paper to me and you know that cause you know im a lesbian why are you acting like me saying im not into men at all is some sort of buzzkill like

ms0maria

i love bisexuals obvi but like realising im a lesbian has made me realise how much i need friends who get that experience. like yes there is actually a difference between liking women and not liking men and i think there are a lot of times where id relate more to aroace women than bi women

ms0maria

like i think some people's conception of lesbianism is "bisexuals who are meaner (by not liking men)" or like "bisexuals who are rigid and stuck in their ways (of liking men)" and like actually neither lesbian nor bisexual are identities that are "based off" the other. Like bisexuals arent lesbians who are into men, yano?

i love bisexuals obvi but like realising im a lesbian has made me realise how much i need friends who get that experience. like yes there is actually a difference between liking women and not liking men and i think there are a lot of times where id relate more to aroace women than bi women

religious people who can be normal around queerness and other religions >>> athiests who make a big moral show about leaving their religion and then still perpetuate those bigotries because all they really disagreed on was HOW the bigotry was done