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stimman3000

https://instagram.com/p/BMpNNOJAMJV/

brucebanners-deactivated2019042

ladybender

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

themadcapmathematician

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series

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Dr. Everett Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie.

Columbia: Eddie!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: That’s a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?

-”The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

blackness-by-your-side

this

iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

level27rogue-deactivated2020112

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

geekandmisandry

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

theweirdwideweb

anexperimentallife

reblog if you support petticoated swashbucklers

graveyard-whistler

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The...rest...of...your...life.

12 year old behind me on the plane: I don't understand why it takes so long for people to get off the plane. Just get your stuff and walk off the plane. Why is that so hard?

Me: And that shall continue to confound you for the rest of your life, little man.

pharawee

“I don’t mind dying like the valiant intergalactic hero that I am… but the least you could do is pay attention!”

thisisnumber3

#DreamRelationship

witchhzel

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writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person],

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks!

- [name]

duskeos

k

-professor

ischemgeek

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.