[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

[geekremix]

It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.

[shucktsubo]

@sydsliftingface you have two months to prepare.

[milky-katzchen]

As a lesbian this video has made me powerful

[genderoutlaws]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[belladonnaforbrunch]

Happy Halloween, gays and bis🎃

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@brookietf @asymbina @sakura-fraust

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE PUMPKIN THIGH CRUSH is the Powerful Ritual that begins Halloween :D

The halloween is trapped inside the pumpkin, crushing it releases all the Halloween

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[mjayyy99]

With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.

[half-black-phillip]

!!!

[oraclegazes]

[ashleyvc88]

Why chance it?

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

I got my money when i reblogged this last time.

Let’s go for round 2

[urbabygirllee]

Lord please 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Inshallah yes!

[diannaravenwood]

Banish The Bullshitter Spell

what you need:

Black candle

Powder of dragon’s blood, sage, black salt, cayenne, myrrh

Charcoal tablet + fireproof dish

Paper cutout of person giving you bullshit with name on it

Carving tool

Banishing oil

what to do:

Light your charcoal tablet prior to spell

Carve candle with person’s name, may also include sigils/runes of your choosing

Anoint candle with banishing oil top to middle, and bottom to middle

Sprinkle powder on dressed candle and affirm:  I banish you, (name), from my life and the lives of my loved ones, in all directions of time. You no longer cause us any harm.

Sprinkle some powder on charcoal and hold the candle above the smoke, affirm the above again

Light the candle

Sprinkle more powder on charcoal and hold the paper cutout above the smoke, then light cutout on fire and affirm the above one more time

Let the candle burn down

[verdeste]

Three hundred Roman gold coins dating around the 4th century AD have been found today (7/9/2018) during an excavation in Como, Italy. 

[crybabyapple]

[evilspice]

i think about mid 00s tyra w this hair colour All Da Time i’ve never seen someone suit a hair colour so much

[tvcinemagifs]

Interview with the Vampire (1994) dir. Neil Jordan

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

sometimes I really want a boyfriend then other times I want a girlfriend and then sometimes I’ll see a cute girl and be like damn and other times I’ll see a cute boy and be like daMN and anyway being bisexual is exhausting

[gaycism]

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

“ I see why people do CRACK” Is sending meeeeeeeee

[big-chief-woodenhead]

Lmao

[you-are-another-me]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

A gentle reminder that even negative feelings are a part of us that we need to experience in order to fully process them. My client needed this today, as I’m sure some of you out there do too. Repeate after me:

I love every part of myself, even the parts that feel bad sometimes. The way I am reacting is natural and normal, and I don’t need to send these feelings away. The best thing for me is to experience them right now in this moment, so I can comfort myself in this moment.

[30-minute-memes]

You make me happy when skies are gray!

[redwolf-borealowl-deactivated20]

This is me

[photograph belongs to its original owner]

[flirtesque-deactivated20190224]

dream vacation: unburned library of alexandria