[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[i-point-out-iambic-pentameter]

i love how tumblr users peg like dolls

is iambic pentameter!

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[mochisquish]

we're having a fucked up raccoon summer

[rypnami]

i’ve only had jimothy the short spined raccoon for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would go ballistic

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[bean-there-before]

I'm dying over the conditions of these grants are you fucking kidding me

so many guys dressed up as grant wearing grant glasses and grant shirts and who look kinda like grant stood in a room for like an entire shootblock with this script memorized

do you think they talked??? or were they silent?? did they discuss the script or theorize about whatever the fuck is happening?? did a grant say 'i'm a new dad' just for all the other grants to go 'oh congratulations man!' and then start giving dad advice because some of them are also fathers???? how many of them are there because how many people would you need to make 'hi i'm 50' true for all of them??? when they left the room did they stream out in a crowd of grants?? do you think they made lifelong friends in that room? do you think they fell in love??? do you think one day their grandchildren will ask 'grandpas, how did you meet?' and they'll say that they met standing in a room dressed as some guy named grant and speaking identically because somehow they ended up standing next to each other and now their love story is forever immortalized in this episode???

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CALL SHEET

[tiredadventurer]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spine-splintering whiplash of listening to a radio show from 1956 and hearing the hardboiled detective exclaim "now you're cooking!"

[beesandwasps]

Yes, the phrase they’re using was originally “now you’re cooking with gas”, and was a promotional slogan for the introduction of gas stoves, which go back to the 19th century. (The “now you’re thinking with portals” phrase was a play on this.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"now you're thinking with portals" comes from WHAT

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[cloudabserk]

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

[crioon]

I wish the muppet joker would stop breaking character it’s really hard to jerk off to muppet porn without his genuine support and care

[the-muppet-joker]

No worries! Unflinching muppet porn soon to come! Soldiers: prepare to goon!!!

[lesbianfurbymom]

My liege how on earth do you find these posts when they aren’t even tagging you?

[fanonical]

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun