taylor price
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PR's Tumblrdome
Xuebing Du
NASA
roma★
oozey mess
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Discoholic 🪩
Keni
if i look back, i am lost
Love Begins
Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
todays bird
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@jaxidentprone
spine-splintering whiplash of listening to a radio show from 1956 and hearing the hardboiled detective exclaim "now you're cooking!"
Yes, the phrase they’re using was originally “now you’re cooking with gas”, and was a promotional slogan for the introduction of gas stoves, which go back to the 19th century. (The “now you’re thinking with portals” phrase was a play on this.)
"now you're thinking with portals" comes from WHAT
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und
su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”
@vocabulary-altering-posts
joke shamelessly stolen from this post:
I wish the muppet joker would stop breaking character it’s really hard to jerk off to muppet porn without his genuine support and care
No worries! Unflinching muppet porn soon to come! Soldiers: prepare to goon!!!
My liege how on earth do you find these posts when they aren’t even tagging you?
don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun
> "mom and pop" store
> look inside
> my parents don't work there
> Tante-Emma-Laden
> guckt rein
> keine Tante keine Emma
> "семейный" магазин
> захожу внутрь
> моя семья там не работает
(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out
(voice of someone turning 32 this year) it’s nice having playdates with your friends
I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing
sonic....
woop there it is
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
Don't even worry about all that
#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry
cat understood the assignment
muppets yuri. is this anything
(Takes your hand, smiling at you so sweetly) Yes. It's everything. Stick with me, kid. You're gonna go far
THAT IS NOT "✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨"
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
scott hunter gay jesus the game changer
what i need people who are not in the intersection of genuine hockey fan/queer community/gen z 1.0 is that heated rivalry literally could not have happened any sooner than now.
when scott brings kip onto the ice at the 2017 stanley cup, that is two years after gay marriage is legalized in the US. it’s one year after the Pulse shooting. there were maybe three openly gay professional athletes at the time, none of whom were in the NHL. the NHL actually has never had any openly gay players actively on the roster.
i’m the same age as hudson williams; we were 16 when the scott+kip kiss would have happened. i remember big youtuber coming out videos still being news worthy at 16. if you wanted queer representation back then, your options were Will & Grace, The L Word, and Drag Race. and that’s not nothing! i remember Love, Simon being fucking revolutionary. i also remember knowing people personally who were told not to bring their partners to prom.
it was a completely different era for queer acceptance. we were still having to settle for “hate the sin, love the sinner” tolerance. and you know what? queer people in their 20s and 30s and older were telling us we were LUCKY!!! AND WE WERE!! WE HAD IT BETTER THAN THEM!!! THE BAR WAS IN HELL!!!!
i can’t remember what my point was supposed to be but i guess the point now is that we need to get better at appreciating how far we’ve come and what it took to get here. losing hope is how we lose our progress. a low budget tv show about queer athletes has the second highest rated episode of television ever. 16 year old me could not fathom that.
ilya as woodstock (shane's version)
