32 Funniest Quote Tweets Everyone’s Sharing This Week (January 16, 2025)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
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occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
NASA

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

pixel skylines

oozey mess

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32 Funniest Quote Tweets Everyone’s Sharing This Week (January 16, 2025)
This is pretty much the same experience I had last Monday when I went down there. No one is being blocked from getting near the courthouse.
"Completely unhinged" was the thought that crossed my mind as I watched this.
Pennsylvania State Police say 41-year-old Juan Pablo Torres allegedly abducted 7-year-old Giselle Torres, who was last seen in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania.
AMBER Alert: Man Accused Of Abducting 7-Year-Old Giselle Torres In Pennsylvania May Be Headed To NYC Area – CBS New York - https://go.shr.lc/369FMxG via @shareaholic
Episode 11 is now available
In this episode, our heroine ponders the concept of branding.
https://anchor.fm/astherosewilts/episodes/Episode-11-Adventures-in-Branding-e4ocp8
My latest As the Rose Wilts podcast episode is up. :-)
💎 Flawless 💎
This is great!
Adventures in "Planning Gone Wild"
TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.
This is great! :-) He got it a lot faster than I would!
Today’s #angelcards are from “Daily Guidance from Your Angels” by Doreen Virtue #oraclecards #joy
Take care of your mental health
I got as far as “Eat an potato”...
“Sure it’s humiliating, but I can pick up Tennis Channel Plus.”
So, I turned away from my computer and this is what I saw. It's important to note here that they have 2 windows to sit at. #cats #capturedmoment #catsofinstagram #joypics
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The coffee addict in me is saying “WHAT??? Waste perfectly good coffee on VOMIT??? NO WAY!!!” (Not to mention ruining a perfectly good broom.)
This is completely FREE and starts on May 5th. They’re also including 3 free video sessions prior to the start of the event and a free guide book when you join. LOTS of good stuff here!
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Cast Tours Los Angeles w/ James Corden (x)
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#WeightWatchers jalapeño #stringcheese and fresh pineapple - now THERE'S a weird combination! (at Weight Watchers)
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