Not sure what I'm doing here...

Semi-undercover geek. My mind works weird and I am fluent in song lyrics and movie/tv quotes.

[demxnte]

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

[bakwaaas]

as a punishment.

[digitaldiscipline]

to the people already there

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[lactating]

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

[buffysummers]

Peter Pan (1953)

[bob-belcher]

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[dearemma]

SORKIN + FOLKLORE LYRICS

Time, wondrous time / Gave me the blues and then purple pink skies /  And it’s cool, baby, with me

[rylandsgrace]

#Once again, Joe, Joseph and Gaten are just their characters

[rylandsgrace]

#He’s the big brother she deserved

[normajeanebaker]

Marilyn Monroe performing at John F. Kennedy’s birthday celebration in New York City, May 19th, 1962

[valtsv]

every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels

[valtsv]

[autumnesque]

My heart screams autumn but the calendar says July 

[eglerieth]

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

[tanoraqui]

#gonna mentally pair this with that post about how elizabeth heralds death #every man she kisses shortly afterwards dies at sea #and she sees the ghostly black pearl as a girl when no one else does #and at the start of the story elizabeth - the sea's own psychopomp - sees will floating past and sounds the alarm to save him #and she falls in love with the one man the sea will never kill (@aethersea​)

[looopylupin]

kidnapper: i have one of your children

steve: which one i have seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

steve: which one i have seven

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[fairycosmos]

need a cuppa. a good therapist. 80000 grand. to be five again. some wiser older being to cry to. etc etc

[lustyargonianmaid]

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