Esmé Squalor’s Wife

UNDER 18s GET BLOCKED. K. asoue jazz. 20s. they/them. i’m aware i’m incredibly late to this party. sideblog. about

[mssqualor]

wow I’m really drinking my ‘I love Dr. Georgina Orwell’ juice today

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[accidental-hermit-deactivated20]

A Series of Unfortunate Events au where everything is the same but all the eyes are anime eyes

[writerxwren]

The most iconic passage in all of literature doesn't even consist of words, it's just that part in The Ersatz Elevator where Lemony Snicket couldn't come up with an accurate enough description of how dark it was when the Baudelaires fell down the elevator shaft, so he just filled up a couple of pages with a massive ink blot to prove his point and left it at that

[almondfae]

beautiful rings 💍🦋

[nbpsiioniic]

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

[ye1lowbug]

Day 12, “slippery”. The slippery slope in The Slippery Slope from A Series of Unfortunate Events at its most slippery. ASOUE is one of, if not my most favorite book series ever and everyone should read it, the writing is awe-inspiring. Also the Netflix show was okay. I obviously took a lot of inspiration from Brett Helquist’s illustrations, they’re so perfect for the series.

[twiiqh]

Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

[binaryeclipse]

I just wanna say, if you aren't American, definitely try setting a modern AU in your country. Fill it with the things you know, to breathe life into it. It's really nice to see new settings, to open up a fic and go 'oh wait, hold up, I know that place'. It might only apply to a few people who read your fic but it's really rewarding to get that feedback.

(Americans keep doing you, just trying to encourage the rest of us lol)

[trejsel]

[arsenicinshell]

Embroideries works by Tran Hung

[elliewantsmoreclothes]

That kraken leather jacket is amazing

[musashi]

'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!

[musashi]

I'm gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off

[wildwoodmage]

I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords

[vfdinthewild]

“Early morning curiosities: Vintage Feather Duster”

-from honestgoodsvintage on Instagram

[olivia--caliban]

onto something here (?)

[shitpostinguniverse]

[kitsnicket]

👁

[beatricebidelaire]

wow okay unfollowing now, was a big fan of her hypnotizing skills and degree in optometry, was not aware she dated count olaf