TAKE THE ODDS

im carter and i like video games

[mudkiips]

ok the amount of old accounts i was friends (or at least mutuals/pals) with that i see deactivated makes me feel soooo weird and old ...... i know tumblr is a dying platform but it's crazy to have been raised on here basically LOL and see all the people i grew up with just gone. and i will never know what happened to them ......... i hope everyone is happy and healthy and well. bye again and if im never back on here. stay safe and thank you all for everything :)))

[threeamserif]

instagram | photos are my own, reblogs fine, do not repost/reuse

[mudkiips]

hi whoever is still on here i came to lurk and look at sad shit but i hope u guys are all doing well if u see this <3

[mudkiips]

IS ANYONE STILL ON HERE

[come-august]

a comic about a worm on a string

[1eos]

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

[mari-animates]

Hot girls shouldn't work

[1eos]

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[mudkiips]

hey raybans got to you. check ur security settings

i appreciate u telling me!!! but honestly i don’t come on this site no more rat ban can have my shit tbh

[spelldealer]

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[weused2befriends]

a man will see an airborne plate and say “is anyone else going to fuck that?” and not even wait for an answer

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[mudkiips]

i turned 21 on friday. i am old now

[chaos-nblm]

I’m stupid please come kiss me

[purr-positivity]

Well deserved rest

[a-daks]

“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

what are songs that make u guys ache… they don’t even need to be very sad songs, really. just songs that make your heart hurt in its place in your chest

[deadpanwalking]

they called it for biden! how are we feeling, king?