[romanceyourdemons]

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

[twoiger]

2023 concept for a latios/latias pre evo i still like. it's just a babey

[deflatedmaid]

always been envious of those anime girls that get to puke up black ichor. wanna puke out my ichor so BADDDDDDDDDD

[cianetoneon]

Elster kinda giving Leon S. Kennedy

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (1/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (2/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (3/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (4/4) (it's always a beautiful day)

[r-girl]

[amphibianaday]

day 1808

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[outofcontextpkmn]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

look for me on the dawn of the fifth day

[medievaljournalist]

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

[badmiiversepost]

“cigarets are like hamsters: they are fine, until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire. True”

[lettuceism]

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[nacht---hexe]

imperialist sports and their impact

football: reappropriated globally, provides the world a reasonable way to repeatedly humiliate britain publically

cricket: not a reliable way to humiliate britain so you only play this one if you actually like it, pervert

baseball: japan and cuba have, together, managed to derive some pleasure from the horrific tormentor that is the united states. can we blame them for that? can we blame them for romance and love in this world

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Kobolds when your dragon kills an enemy to death you HAVE to poke the body with a stick to make sure it’s dead, even if it’s just a pile of ash. Do it for the bit, dragons LOVE the bit

[kirikomamura]