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What's something you tried in bed that you never thought you would? Did you like it? Do you prefer morning sex or night sex? Imagine there was no risk of STI's or unwanted pregnancy – would you be inclined to have raw sex with complete strangers if it came with no risk at all?

It’s been a little while since I tried anything new, but I did enjoy spitting recently. That was more fun than other things in my hair. Night sex, after a good, long day of teasing. I would, yes. I like it messy and the messier I can make it the more fun I have. But the risks outweigh the benefits, I am very safe.

#Anonymous

@fredericksx @freshlysqueezedx

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mister-phantastic

muffin-ass:

Are you one of the kids?

probably, but i’d just piss on his azalea bush

muffin-ass

Not surprising at all.

mister-phantastic

jay’s an old man who yells at the kids to get off his fuckin lawn

muffin-ass

Are you one of the kids?

There’s so many broken hearts.

Dear Pieter I got you for the secret Santa and I hope I did you justice. It seems like you work out a lot and every lovely lady needs new outfits so hopefully you like them. I consulted with my lady friends and they approved. Same with the makeup, they said it was fancy. I also noticed your love of cats and the fact your butt is fantastic. Finally alittle chocolate that comes from my home. I hope you enjoy -Santa

#!!!!#I will look so cute at the gym thank you!!#The makeup is beautiful and I love the shirt!#I will wear the pin proudly #Hm... Australia?#I see #save.#submission

valtsv

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

#yes #perfect.

BULLET CLUB ☠️

#bullet bunny.#tw body image #nsfw

Look at her paws! They make my heart melt. 🖤

#loves.

drew x pieter, perhaps?

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Pieter x @drewcifer

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Drew! Pieter is a lot more sensual about it and types paragraphs or sends an occasional nude. But I can see Drew drunk just “I’m hard” one night. Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Pieter is pretty stoic about stuff so maybe Drew? And Pieter leans her head against his and strokes his face. Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Drew did and Pieter laughs it off, kisses his forehead and playfully tells him he’s banned from using the microwave ever again. Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Pieter does it all the time! If they go out drinking and she goes to get another drink or to talk to someone, when she comes back and does the hand over the eyes. Kisses his neck to get him to guess right. Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Drew does and Pieter takes his hands in hers and warms them up for him. Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Pieter introduces Drew to all the Japanese game shows and reality shows and next thing she knows he’s staying up to watch them and she has to drag him back to bed. Who laughs more during sex? Pieter goes deep into sub space so not if she’s bottom-ing but get her to dom and she. She looks cute and smiles while doing dirty things. WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? I feel like most often they’re face to face? Or Pieter will grab his head and put his face between her boobs.

#drewcifer

Jay/Pieter!!!!!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Pieter & @thelastrocknrolla

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Jay. Pieter eases into it and talks about other stuff first but Jay just “You up?” sends me. Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Jay! Pieter holds him and strokes his hair and tells him it’s okay. Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? ...Jay once again. Probably during a late snack. Just heating up some leftovers and accidentally leaves the fork on the plate because he’s half asleep. Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Pieter CONSTANTLY. At home and at shows. Very cute and if he guesses right he gets ten kisses. Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Both of them because they’re both baby. Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Jay once Pieter introduces him to some of her favorite ones. Who laughs more during sex? I feel like Pieter ends up giggling a lot. WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? BOTH OF THEM. THEY BOTH DESERVE IT. They switch.

#thepoisonpixie

I forget sometimes things like texting back or checking in here. My bad 😌🖤