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@nylaporp yes

I miss everyone from the discord so much oh my god, please message me if you see this and maybe we can bring it back to life in another way - Citizen (haven't used that in a while wow)

Bold of anyone to assume I don't think about the muffin discord 24/7

"Muffin time! Come on grab your friends!"

Citizen

one-time-i-dreamt

Me and some friends got on a bus because we were going on vacation to some beach but the bus driver was Wario and he would stop every five minutes to buy wood at Home Depot.

Starbucks Employee: Hi welcome to Starbucks, What can I get you?

Me: Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muffin?

{Citizen}

My Partner: Do you want some Muffins?

Me: *at top volume* I'M A SLUT FOR MUFFINS

{Citizen}

gamerspirit

How to finish that last minute assignment

leetakeuchi-blog

disgruntledota-deactivated20121

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

sinonspeaks-deactivated20160730

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

marxistmemes-deactivated2024031

this will come in handy one day

cjshark

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

vivairi-deactivated20190813

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

top-lil

also a valid strategy

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

thelibrarina

And the children with no internet access at home do…what?

squeeful

You can mandate online classes when you make high speed internet a public utility. Until then, fuck off and give them their snow days.

zarbon

This is like the funniest post I’ve seen all year

nylaporp

I would totally join that club

*screaming in the middle of a crowded party*

id like soMe fhuCkING MUFFINS please?

#muffins #mod strawberry #humor #wow im hilarious #i hope other people find me as funny as i find me #actually i dont give a shit if other people find me funny #cause i know i am #*whispers* please validate me and my jokes

rapeculturemakesmeangry

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

fuckyeahrainbowhair

fallingfate:

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.