Muffin Mafia

MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE

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@nylaporp yes

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I miss everyone from the discord so much oh my god, please message me if you see this and maybe we can bring it back to life in another way - Citizen (haven't used that in a while wow)

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Bold of anyone to assume I don't think about the muffin discord 24/7

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"Muffin time! Come on grab your friends!"

Citizen

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me and some friends got on a bus because we were going on vacation to some beach but the bus driver was Wario and he would stop every five minutes to buy wood at Home Depot.

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Starbucks Employee: Hi welcome to Starbucks, What can I get you?

Me: Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muffin?

{Citizen}

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My Partner: Do you want some Muffins?

Me: *at top volume* I'M A SLUT FOR MUFFINS

{Citizen}

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[leetakeuchi-blog]

[disgruntledota-deactivated20121]

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[sinonspeaks-deactivated20160730]

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

[marxistmemes-deactivated2024031]

this will come in handy one day

[cjshark]

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

[top-lil]

also a valid strategy

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thelibrarina]

And the children with no internet access at home do…what?

[squeeful]

You can mandate online classes when you make high speed internet a public utility. Until then, fuck off and give them their snow days.

[zarbon]

This is like the funniest post I’ve seen all year

[nylaporp]

I would totally join that club

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*screaming in the middle of a crowded party*

id like soMe fhuCkING MUFFINS please?

[rapeculturemakesmeangry]

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

[fuckyeahrainbowhair]

fallingfate:

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

[jackielanternink]

Seriously if you see this and don’t reblog it, I have NO respect for you

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I forgot I was a mod for this account oops

-that one mod

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Should we post some of our favourite quotes about muffins from our discord?

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Random person: Why are you putting bread in this pan thing

Person about to create muffins: Oh? Haven't you heard?

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Gorgeous Pumpkin Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins

I will definitely try them and maybe post a picture :)

-Pineapple

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instead of mood we should all say moofin