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Hi I'm a 26 year old girl from Canada. This blog is mostly anything that makes me smile. Enjoy :D

[alaraxia]

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go “alright, what’s all this then”

[cordspaghetti]

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

[fantabulisticity]

YES. I found the exact quote:

[violentlymox]

Yes this is another dico post 

[violentlymox]

part 2 because why not 

[hailthedoll]

[what-am-i-outside-my-google-tabs]

Heard a new meme dropped.

[rubysapphrald]

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

[did-you-know]

The word ‘panic’ stems from Greek mythology. It’s derived from the name of the god of shepherds, Pan, who got really angry and started shouting any time someone woke him up from his midday nap.

His yelling was so violent that it sent his flocks into a stampede, causing a sudden wave of anxiety and fear among everyone in the vicinity.

Source Source 2 Source 3

[cosmonautroger]

[umberisme]

Girls just being girls!

[me-myself-and-bi]

Lol, this just made me so happy 😂

[trollingisawayoflife]

Unbridled joy

[rootbeergoddess]

This has such a pure energy

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[nicollekidman]

the peak of network comedies

[wearewatcher]

This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

[ostensiblynone]

Shane: This is from peggingmothman - [wheezes] Ryan: [wheezes] Shane: - obviously, on Tumblr. Okay, that scans. [laughs] “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now - ” What are we in for, here?! [wheezes] Seasoned bitch! I’m just gonna - I want that on my lower third, on every piece of media I’m in, from now on. Seasoned bitch! Where are we goin’ from here?! Ryan: [laughing so hard he’s crying] I don’t know, I got lost at peggingmothman. Shane: peggingmothman, very funny to begin with! Ryan: “This comes from peggingmothman.” Wait, sorry, could you read the first sentence again? I didn’t hear any of it, ‘cause I was too busy - Shane: You didn’t hear the first sentence? Ryan: No, I got - oh, I’m sorry, I got fucking lost at ‘peggingmothman’! Shane: “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now.” Ryan: Yeah, yeah, okay. Shane: You don’t appreciate that? Ryan: I’m sorry, I’m still thinking of peggingmothman. Shane: Okay. Oh, boy! “I was held hostage at the end of a date.”

[catchymemes]

[madfrisky]

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

[laschatzi]

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[lifblogs]

“Even when the story is written, you can write your own ending.” - Misha Collins

[anthoniejcrowley]

Ryan & Shane reunited in person after months of quarantine, get drunk and read ghost stories

bonus:

[anthoniejcrowley]