symantecs!

For realsies

[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[callmebliss]

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

[headspace-hotel]

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

[thememedaddy]

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[drpathetique]

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[maroon-ram]

I love the message and artstyle but did they have to give the cute lovable gator depression? T^T carry on lil buddy, this too shall pass

[grimeclown]

The gator is the whole point. It's a stand-in for the author that has felt the need to suppress the aspects of themself that others find unappealing, their anger, their sadness, the things people find abrasive or just "weird" in order to make themself more digestible for the people around them because the alternative is to be alone. The gator is only "cute" and "lovable" because it was not allowed to be anything else.

[eldritchdilf-deactivated2025061]

I need you people to stop provoking me or I actually will draw J. Jonah Jameson of the Daily Bugle in sweaty unsavory compromising situations and then you people will be calling to have me interrogated and then crucified

[eldritchdilf-deactivated2025061]

Sigh.

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[charlesoberonn]

What's next? A gay Frederick the Great? A fat Henry VIII? An asian Genghis Khan?

Ridiculous!

[headspace-hotel]

Next thing you know they will make Joan of Arc a woman

[taghna-deactivated20211125]

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

[trollingisawayoflife]

And then they spit in my mouth

[plumstreet]

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

[cielosky]

NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020

A Bookmark Near the End

He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp 

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

[thelorelaigilmores]

Happy Superbowl