When Did Life Steal All My Marbles?

The terrifying tumblr of Muffin the Mighty

[gsirvitor]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[ancaporado]

[vague-humanoid]

@chrisdornerfanclub

[porterdavis]

[ms-cellanies]

Now that would be a great t-shirt.

[saywhat-politics]

Buster Keaton

[fumblrina]

Legend

[capacity]

All angels do is get high and dance to house music that’s why our lives look like this

[edravenweb]

[30-minute-memes]

Went from 0 to 100

[copperbadge]

Despite being in my late teens or possibly early twenties when we met, and despite being a grandchild by marriage only and living several states away, I was instantly rocketed to the position of favored grandchild by Mama Tickey, Last of the Southern Belles, when I became the first grandchild in a decade to send her a thank-you note for a Christmas gift. The power of the thank-you note cannot be understated. 

[mooncustafer]

The “don’t start with the thankyou because there’s nowhere to go from there” part is also really good advice.

[copperbadge]

I will say while generally I agree with that, an alternate route to take is to start with a thank you and then go into how the gift has improved your life – you have to have really loved the gift to take this route, but “Thank you for the lovely Arbor Day sweater; it fits perfectly and has already helped me conceal my cocaine selling from the police several times” is a legitimate strategy. I know when I give a gift card I always like to hear what the person bought with it (in part so that I can take notes for future giving). 

[karmacharmeleon18]

ok great but have you started selling coke yet?

[copperbadge]

Cocaine? In this economy?

[ren-nolasco]

[ren-nolasco]

[Incorrect Quote]

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[muffinthemighty]

My dog, the drama llama

I have two cats, and in Feb of 2021 was able to finally realize my goal of getting a big hairy dog. Her name is Piper, and she’s a six-year-old GSD. I love her very much. Good things about Piper include: She hasn’t tried to eat the cats, she has giant radar dish ears, and she’s very affectionate. Bad things about Piper include: She is jealous of the cats, to the point of trying to physically separate us from our tiny OG beasties by inserting herself between us and That Horrible Cat so that we will pet her instead of them. She believes love is a zero-sum game, and I have woken up in the middle of the night, scratched the kitty next to me on the bed, and heard Piper whimper from the other side of the room because her giant radar dish ears can recognize the gentle susurrations of a cat being pet, and she Does Not Approve. 

Yesterday Piper and I were chilling on the bed, and Chris was getting ready in the bathroom. Suddenly, she whined and jumped off the bed. Why? Well, she heard Chris wiping his face with a cotton ball, and the sound of skin/stubble on cotton wool was close enough to the sound of fingers petting fur that she had to put a stop to whatever was going on. Really Piper?

[warabou]

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

[ren-nolasco]

[wychelm]

i want to be a mousewife and do the mousework. yes i do the cooking yes i do the squeaking etc

[thundergrace]

This was very lovely to wake up to. It's completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the 'walk for El Vaquita', the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

The Cop-Attacking Chilean Dog Who Became a Worldwide Symbol of Protest

The recent uprising in Chile is full of references to the beloved Negro Matapacos, who accompanied protesters for many years. As his legend

[transwarlock]

I love him. also

same energy

[fullcravings]

Vanilla Chai Cake with Vanilla Mascarpone Frosting

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[obsidiannebula]

She’s right